Emo Kylo Renegade

Described as a young Han Solo with an Aroldis Chapman fastball by my mom

[Emo Kylo Renegade @KBau35]

We left in the bottom of the 8th to get the toddler home. Kill me

[MLB @MLB]

COMEBACK COMPLETE!

Pete Alonso caps off a 5-run 9th with a #walkoff for the @Orioles! 🐻‍❄️

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Cute girl: haha what are you listening to

(She takes my earbud)

Ai movie recap of Forrest Gump: the retarded man held bubba while dead. He knew bubba did shrimp. A shrimp boat in bubbas memory for fishing. no legs Dan meets god while out shrimping

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Jason Kelce says Sunday is the NFL's most valuable asset, and the league's push into new windows is gradually eroding what made it special.

https://t.co/z4JZKVZwGA

[Cabot Montana @AmanitaFugax]

Every team in this division has played and won a game against the Dodgers in the World Series since the last time the Orioles won a single playoff game.

[Luka Donthičć @landahoy14]

can’t bomb a drive at a data center, nerd

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Look, was LIV Golf successful? No.

Did it bolster the reputations of everybody involved? Also, no.

But was it fun? Once again, no.

[Redkacheek @redkacheek]

FREE THIS MAN

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

This is INSANE. Omar is literally on the phone with Lemon. His family thinks he’s a Steeler. He asks Omar what the Eagles are doing. His agent runs over with a phone and tells him Philly traded for him. Incompetence.

[shelby #ExtendTaylorWard @bigshelbss]

If I was Albernaz, this is what I’d do to fix the Orioles:
- No phones
- No girlfriends/wives/women
- Get a Bible (for the exorcism we’re performing)
- Send Colton Cowser into the sun
- Fire the hitting coaches and make Jackson Holliday a nepo baby by hiring his dad

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this place is a fucking prison

[Jacob Calvin Meyer @jcalvinmeyer]

The Orioles have had seven hitting coaches over the past three seasons, including three different guys at the top.

At some point, the blame has to stop falling on the hitting coaches.

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

NESN is down to one camera due to technical difficulties... not sure I've ever seen this before.

[Used Golf FACTS @UsedGolfFacts]

Watching Rory McIlroy play golf with the lead at a major feels like riding shotgun with Tiger behind the wheel.

[Emo Kylo Renegade @KBau35]

@SilkyP_217 How else am I supposed to improve at 39?

[Emo Kylo Renegade @KBau35]

Leave Morton, I mean Bassitt in Pittsburgh

[Jai Shields @TheOneCalledJai]

Colton Cowser when he sees an off-speed pitch

[Emo Kylo Renegade @KBau35]

Great bit from the little brothers down south

[Nationals Park @NationalsPark]

CEREMONIAL FIRST SIP 😤

21 years ago today we played our inaugural game, and Sorcha was born.

[ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo]

E.T. phone hoes

[NickyX @NickyXPhoto]

This fuckin kid 🤣🚀

[Emo Kylo Renegade @KBau35]

@SilkyP_217 My spirit animal