Kristin

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

When Roe was overturned and women bled out in ERs, we heard “states’ rights. When guns became the #1 killer of kids, still “states’ rights.” But one protest against injustice? Suddenly there’s federal boots on the ground. They don’t panic when people die, only when they speak.

[Kristin @KBeeman1727]

Anyone else a SAHM or just a mom in general and notice ANY time you go to the bathroom, all of a sudden your 4 year old has to go at the exact same time? LOL #momlife

[lockheed martin scorsese 𖢥 @slimjosa]

Republicans spent the last few years claiming trans people were “grooming children” only for Trump to appoint somebody who has literally plead guilty to sex trafficking a teenage girl as the next Attorney General

[Waiting to Oxtail @ThatDudeMCFLY]

Everyone that says this clearly voted for Trump lol

[Kristin @KBeeman1727]

@Starbucks so instead of a coffee cup sleeve to protect my hand from getting brunt, you guys just start using double cups?? Make it make sense

[Todd Owyoung @toddowyoung]

"How's it going?"

Me:

[Kristin @KBeeman1727]

But first he must ride in on a jet ski or fly in on a helicopter holding the votes like the good ol’ days @JeffProbst @survivorcbs

[Lyle 🏝️ @_FromTheIsland]

I want him to tally the votes for the whole country

[Kristin @KBeeman1727]

@machinegunkelly how am I just NOW watching Life In Pink on Hulu?! Esp with tickets being my fav album of all time. Loved watching you talk about it all and seeing behind the scenes

[Kristin @KBeeman1727]

Also dying at the amount of soda Mormons drink lol

[Kristin @KBeeman1727]

Ok so Whitney is def the mean girl of the show/group right?! #SecretLivesOfMormonWives

[Kristin @KBeeman1727]

Ok I’m sorry but the entrance shots to Niko’s funeral are so ridiculous 😂 #sellingsunset why are they SO dressed up for this??

[Kristin @KBeeman1727]

Feel like you should automatically get a free bag of candy when you buy tampons…

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

My daughter met another toddler at the playground and my kid was like “What’s your name? Wow, that’s a beautiful name. Look at how strong you are! I love your shoes!”

And it took me a second to realize she was copying what I do when I meet a baby 😂

[Darryn M. Briggs @darryn_briggs]

I need y'all to understand something:

This isn't Willie Mays.
This isn't Satchel Paige.
This isn't Josh Gibson.

This is REGGIE JACKSON. HE PLAYED WHEN I WAS A KID in the 70s and 80s.

THIS. IS. RECENT.

[Kristin @KBeeman1727]

Pleeeeaasssseee @Rick_Devens

[Kristin @KBeeman1727]

@CynicalXOSugar Your bio says DM open but I’m not verified & can’t msg you 😭

[Kristin @KBeeman1727]

Hey @DisneyPlus can you please allow #Bluey episodes to play automatically back to back without all of the credits?! That’d be grrrrreeaat.

[Kristin @KBeeman1727]

The moment I step away to go to the bathroom, I hear “Mommy?” Within seconds lol