RoyalsDevilMagic

The deal was made.

It's real.

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

Yeah, fuck those 10 guys. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

If you believe this story, I’ve got a bridge to sell you. Unless you really believe a bunch of diehard Chiefs fans in their garage have the “sources” that no other reporter has. Volcanic levels of clickbait. What a joke.

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

Feels like a good time to say that @JoshAllenQB’s charity fund goes to @OCHBuffalo, a children’s hospital, and you can donate below.

https://t.co/vgVpDzbB0y

So happy we have 15 but my goodness did JA earn our respect tonight! Do your thing, Chiefs fans!

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

Where do we begin, @mellinger?

1) EXPAND HELMET NACHO FLAVORS.
2) Tank 7 on tap everywhere.
3) Listen....and this is the most important....PARTNERSHIP WITH THE PEANUT TO GET WINGS AND BLT'S AT KAUFFMAN.

TY, I'll listen off-air. Oh, and congrats!

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

Be careful out there this morning.

@ipdinfo running radar by the stadiums as early as 5:15 AM on I-70.

Seems a little early to be parked lights off on the side of an interstate but I appreciate it, guys. Be safe. Could barely see you on the drive by which I guess is the point.

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

@cdotharrison It goes without saying (though it needs to be said) that those are once every (well they've never happened here before and can't imagine what the timeline for return would be) as opposed to 81x in a 5 month span.

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

Both of these things can be true:

-I absolutely don’t want them to build a new baseball stadium downtown. Kauffman is exquisite as a baseball experience.
-If they’re not making tax payers foot the bill, I’ll get over it and still go to games.

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

I mean this with all due respect…

I can’t imagine ANYTHING more pointless than tweeting play by play from training camp and there’s a minimum of 5 people that I follow who do it and it’s a bummer.

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

Alright.

That slammed the door on the grace period. This shit better work out, GMDM.

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

It appears as though @McIlroyRory and @BKoepka have been working with the same pre-putt routine coach.

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

Please tell me there is another Charles Goldman running around writing columns about the Chiefs and not @goldmctNFL?

What are we doing here, Yahoo?

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

Mike Matheny picking his closer on a nightly basis...

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Wait, what’s happening here @nlbmprez?! Lets go Anderson!

[danawhite @danawhite]

Anderson has arrived to the APEX! #UFC259

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

You can actually bet on my website that @brittanylynne8 is going to Tweet more during the Super Bowl than Giselle or Bridget Moynahan.

-220 odds.

This feels like free money. Long live, Kansas City's Queen.

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

When Buffalo gets smoked by Indy next week, I’m going to die of laughter.

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

This very much feels like a @Big_Fish79 or @MitchSchwartz71 home. 20 minutes from Arrowhead. Just hit the market. Know the family who owns it actually.

My only request is that if one of you two buys it, I get to come to the first pool party.

https://t.co/Oh9INdBQaO

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

I see we’re going to have one of those inexplicable run the ball all night games, huh?

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I’m probably the 993rd guy to make this point already on #RoyalsTwitter but yeah, that’s why you send Gordon.

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

@Lana Get off my lawn, @Lana.

[RoyalsDevilMagic @KCDevilMagic]

I see it is *outage about sports ratings* season!

Update: The only people who care about sports ratings are, yes, sports media people. I’ve never once had a conversation in real life about, “Man, did you see the ECF ratings? Sick!”

Nope, never happened.