Kinder(a)Bueno

She/her

I code things.

[Kinder(a)Bueno @KCOTUS]

The fun with doggy bags is that while usually they hold defense dookies, sometimes they hold trinkets and treasures (seeds and stones) found along the way

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I had a dream my cat walked her happy ass onto the 57 bus, found herself a perch, and just rode the route.

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It might’ve been a dream, but I’m pretty sure I kissed Captain Planet

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I woke up this morning feeling anxious. And I’ve been anxious all day. I guess the threat of decimating an entire civilization takes a toll on individual souls. Or something. idk.

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Curiosity killed the cat, but it can damn well kill the dog too.

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All cats are girls and all dogs are boys.
This is proven by the fact that my cat is a girl and my dog is a boy.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Once I organize everything to ever exist into lists, I’ll be fine

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I didn’t start this puzzle with the edge pieces… I feel both disgusted and enlightened

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Naming my dog Sirius so I can call him Siri and train him and my phone at the same time

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Your roommate’s favorite coworker to avoid at the water cooler

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nah you don’t even understand, bro. put my big ass on a bike bro. i love that shit.

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me to some man somewhere: girl don’t play w me
some man somewhere: I’m not a girl.
bitch I KNOW you’re a FUCkING reptilian tf

[Kinder(a)Bueno @KCOTUS]

Soooo much Chapell Roan and peen
#SFPride2025

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Prepping for San Francisco by rewatching the Princess Diaries

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The (only) problem with somewhat-serial solo-livin is lack of concert cuddles, etc

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I’m gay and boys are dumb, but like,,, have you ever seen a joyful boy? It’s just… ahh. Perfection. Absolute yes, I’ll take 3.

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Rest in peace, Shirley Chisholm, I know you would have loved the Montgomery boat brawl

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A bitch axes DEI.
A real man axes DST.

[ɑrtɛmɪs @peak_transit]

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated