@SteveCarell I watch the office every day after work and you are my favorite person on the entire planet. Thank you for being one of the few genuine people, so much respect for you!
the human has only smiled once today. it was when i rolled over. with my feets in the air. and sneezed. it wasn’t on purpose. but they seemed to really enjoy it. so since then. i’ve been lying on my back. desperately trying to sneeze
the human just got home. and once they are settled. i will carefully attempt. to remove a sock from their foot. using the most delicate of nibbles. so they know i missed them
today is #NationalDogDay. and according to me. i get three wishes. they are as follows:
7. catch tail. but in front of a crowd
c. a nice belly rub
2. peanut butter pancakes for dinner
Meet our newest Sprinklrite foster pup Oakley! He's comes to us from @muddypawsnyc. His hobbies include napping, playing with his toy tiger, and chewing on his mom's laptop. 🐶💕
gooooob morning. today is a very busy day.. after the midday snoozle. i have a meeting with my stuffed fren sebastian. about what to do. if we’re ever separated in public. then it’s my turn. to watch the skittle under the fridge. this is of course. followed by another snoozle
on the walk today. we stumbled across a playground. i learned that slides only work one way. and the human carried my fren. up to the highest part there. i bet they could see. the whole world
i was deep in snoozle. when the fridge. decided we needed. more cube water.. i checked cube levels. earlier today. that’s the last thing. we need right now
sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i’m thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out
i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart