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Party of one.

[KDP @KDPokay]

When you're giving someone your address over the phone and they repeat after you as you're speaking, I have no words to express the anger I feel

[KDP @KDPokay]

Cold shoulder shirts are getting into some of the wrong hands

[Elisa 🖤 @BookishExpat]

Do you love The Darkest Part of the Forest by Holly Black?

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Woke up with the requiem for a dream song stuck in my head so probably going to be a super positive, fresh day

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

ME AT EPCOT IN 1992: “oh my god a video telephone call? that would be the greatest thing ever!”

ME NOW: “someone tried to FaceTime me so I lit my phone on fire”

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I was put on earth to prove that there is such a thing as a dumb question

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At this time, I cannot think of anything I care less about than the Royal Wedding

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Things I care the least amount about: when anyone has started a live video

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

if i can inspire just one person to give me money then it was all worth it.

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When you get up from your desk and your bones crack like popcorn, that means you are young & spry correct?

[KDP @KDPokay]

@pryan2112 NO.

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People that openly pick their teeth in public need to know they are monsters.

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People that are too eager make me want to lay horizontally on the floor and roll my way home

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When you complete an online form (with the sole purpose of not having to speak to anyone on the phone) and then they call & leave a voicemail asking you to call them back in order to book an appt, a normal response is crying forever right?

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Isn’t it funny how you don’t care at all about things people are saying that don’t directly affect you

[KDP @KDPokay]

Is it just me or is everyone the worst

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

i want to apologise for earlier, also for later, and i guess right now isn't great either.

[KDP @KDPokay]

Business cards should come with their own little recycling bins to save me a step

[KDP @KDPokay]

When people respond to lengthy emails with "sure" or "thanks" what is the proper protocol for how long you're allowed to close your eyes & sigh inward after opening it

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Are we done saying adulting yet