Katherine Dearing

Very cute and very lawyerly

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

NORTHWESTERN KNOCKS OFF NO. 1 PURDUE IN OT 🤯

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

turns out that Having Rights is still inexplicably popular

[Katherine Dearing @KDtoJD]

Hey @XFLDefenders #defendersplaylist play Push It, Salt n Peppa! Please and thank you!

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

This is crazy… our @XFLBattlehawks are FINALLY playing their first home game this coming weekend in St Louis…
We’re anticipating a crowd of over 30,000 fans 🔥🔥🔥 🏟️
Amazing support. THANK YOU XFL fans! We’re building for the long haul, not one and done. #opportunity #xfl

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

Takes less money signing with us over the @NFL because he wanted his little boys to see him play. Now he’s 2-0 and led his team to back to back exciting last minute wins. I’d say he’s creating some memories for his boys. AJ’s decision means a helluva lot to me, personally. #XFL

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

.@JohnFetterman is FAR from the first senator do this.

But he’s the first to have the stones to announce it.

A stroke is obviously traumatic and I’m glad he’s addressing the understandable effect on his mental health too.

He’s the real deal. This is awesome leadership.

[harjit singh .⁺˚✦･༓☀️ @_harjitsingh]

no you know who REALLY needs to be in a knives out film?

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

Thank you, Georgia. We did it again.

[Matt Ford @fordm]

Ticketmaster has a lot riding right now on the chance that nobody in DOJ's Antitrust Division is a Swiftie.

[Steve Kornacki @SteveKornacki]

Well I just lost Powerball, so I guess I'll be working tonight. First polls close at 6pm EST and we'll be live from then until...who knows when? It'll be a journey, hope you'll tune in and join along.

[Katherine Dearing @KDtoJD]

Someone has to come to me to see the 1654 Amati please and thank you

[Library of Congress @librarycongress]

FYI: @lizzo concerts aren't the only place to hear the Library's classic instruments played live. Opportunities to experience our Stradivari & other antiques like the 1654 Nicolò Amati violin are coming up during the (FREE) fall Concert Series! #LizzoAtLOC https://t.co/8tJ5mAaEzG

[Trey Lance @treylance]

Truly appreciate all of the messages and prayers. Surgery was a success and I am ready to attack this rehab process. We will never understand why, but I trust that it’s all a part of His plan. I will be back better than ever. This chapter is going to make the story even greater!

[trash jones @jzux]

“this meeting could have been an email” yeah but look on the bright side, this meeting also could have been a musical

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

to whoever is employing me on my last day before retirement:

i promise you i’m not gonna try anywhere close to as hard as serena is trying on her last day before retirement

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

To two fierce competitors,

Roberto Clemente Award winners with accolades to spare.

We can't say we'll miss you.
You tormented us for two decades to earn this honor.

We know you'll remember Wrigley Field fondly.

Congratulations on your careers, Albert and Yadi.

[Katie Woo @katiejwoo]

If there's one thing I *know* it's how to be unhinged on a Saturday night, and the #STLCards are doing exactly that

[Katherine Dearing @KDtoJD]

Bless whatever millennial marketing person decided that the Home Run Derby should be promoted using “Bye Bye Bye” because it is delightful no edits

[Bill Plaschke @BillPlaschke]

Column: If Brittney Griner were Tom Brady, America would be losing its mind…

Where is the outrage over the hostage superstar?

I think I know… https://t.co/fLSEEyFVCb

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I will be carrying a copy of the Declaration of Independence around all weekend and reading it to anyone who is British or looks like they might be British