Kylie 🌜🌞

God gave his toughest battles to his toughest soldiers. Coatesville '15. DVU '19

[Kylie 🌜🌞 @KEG_stand17]

College is just a cycle of getting drunk, saying you will never drink that much again, then proceeding to drink just as much the next night

[Curtis Armstrong @curtisisbooger]

My father died of Covid alone in a hospital. I had to say goodbye to him over a phone. Trump got a joyride to sooth his desperate need for attention, while endangering the lives of the Secret Service people in the car with him. To hell with him and all who enable him.

[Kylie 🌜🌞 @KEG_stand17]

From blonde to purple... quarantine got the best of me

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Kylie 🌜🌞 @KEG_stand17]

@DonovanPannell2 After much deliberation and thinking the puppy will be named Echo

[Kylie 🌜🌞 @KEG_stand17]

Putting in a deposit for my new puppy this weekend and I’m starting my half marathon training next Monday. 2019 may have had a rough ending but 2020 already looks amazing

[Kylie 🌜🌞 @KEG_stand17]

@DonovanPannell2 I was thinking delta

[Kylie 🌜🌞 @KEG_stand17]

@DonovanPannell2 His name is Jayce but I don’t think it fits him

[Kylie 🌜🌞 @KEG_stand17]

I’ve never been this hungover before and every time I drink water Charles congratulates me, this is the support I need right now

[dani @daniwolfeee]

My husband doesn’t believe that it’s bad for your hair to wash it everyday & that I’m fcking weird for skipping a day

So girls, for the love of god, please help me out:

‘RT’ if you don’t wash your hair everyday

‘Like’ if you do

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Kylie 🌜🌞 @KEG_stand17]

About to go pick up some layered talenti and cry into it cause ya know it’s just one of those days

[Kylie 🌜🌞 @KEG_stand17]

Never heard of Billie Eilish before tonight and I can’t stop listening to her

[Kylie 🌜🌞 @KEG_stand17]

Just went to buy a diploma frame the cheapest option is $145 fuuuuck no I’ll just go to Walmart and get a $4 frame

[Kylie 🌜🌞 @KEG_stand17]

Giraffes are now on the endangered species list...this is the end

[Kylie 🌜🌞 @KEG_stand17]

My sick boyfriend is snoring on my left and our fat cat snoring on my right, honestly couldn’t be happier

[Kylie 🌜🌞 @KEG_stand17]

I love getting my nails done, then I remember I work with horses and they’ll be chipped and destroyed in 24 hours

[Kylie 🌜🌞 @KEG_stand17]

You know the world is going to shit when bumblebees are now on the endangered species list

[Kylie 🌜🌞 @KEG_stand17]

Ready to curl back into bed and it’s not even 11 yet

[Kylie 🌜🌞 @KEG_stand17]

I had a proclaim his love for me and propose to me at the barn and I can’t even remember his name 🤷🏼‍♀️ whoops