Kristi Figures

It could always get worse

[Kristi Figures @KFIGS3]

Really enjoy whenever @AndreaMBain is on @TheSocialCTV. Make it permanent!!

[Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden]

And here’s something to remember- fireworks are FUCKING STUPID. Thousands of pets will be displaced this Canada day— and July 4th— because there are morons who think blowing shit up- is festive. Grow up.

[Kristi Figures @KFIGS3]

Ugh, is #AllRise not airing in Canada??

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Been fast-forwarding anytime Jenny McCarthy speaks on the #maskedsinger for a while now, and now she's gushing over Rudy Giuliani? #ImWithKen I'm done

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@swatcbs time to start thinking about a lawyer spinoff with Annie. I'm here for it. @CBS @paramountplus

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Happy #RexManningDay !

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All future BB contestants ... can we please retire the phrases "your boy"...and "let's go". Thank you. #BBCAN #BBCAN10 #BB24

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@nightCAPone We can only hope! Either would be preferable

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Is there any chance that Clayton is a decoy to try to hide who the real bachelor will be???? Please? Cuz otherwise I don't get it. #TheBachelorette

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@boakyewaaglover Fingers crossed lol

[Kristi Figures @KFIGS3]

My dad used to go into my evil step-sister's lunch bag and steal all the insides out of her sandwiches. She'd get to school and just have pieces of bread to eat. #myfamilyisweird #mydadisfun

[Kristi Figures @KFIGS3]

How many times are they going to make this girl go up and down that staircase! #TheBachelorette

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Why even have the other judges vote? #DWTS

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@Jeopardy @levarburton @RIFWEB Make it permanent!!!

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@DEADLINE @TheCW @JensenAckles @DanneelHarris Can they also take another stab at Wayward Sisters. That one was a missed opportunity.

[Kristi Figures @KFIGS3]

If you are someone who sets off backyard fireworks, you are a selfish piece of garbage. You're literally torturing every poor dog in the neighborhood. Assholes. #heartless #VictoriaDay

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I know the millenials can't possibly be staking claim on #FinalDestination ... Some of you were 6 when that came out. It is solely #GenX territory!

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@missmayim @CallMeKatFOX This makes me so happy!

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@Doritos Zesty!

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Sad to see @MomCBS got cancelled. I would really like to put into the universe that there should be a Wendy spinoff! Would be comedy gold. @bethhall #makethishappen