Kyle Ford

U.S. Army Vet. JMU & ASL J.D. Alum.

[Kyle Ford @KFordCB9]

Pioneer Woman is honestly the worst show on the Food Network.

[james hawkins @james406]

parents: "move out"

girlfriend: “quit being such a loser”

boss: "work harder"

claude: "uber for dogs (the dogs are the drivers) is a great idea, you should absolutely pursue it"

[Jack J @Jack_Frodo]

one-term presidents whose son serves two terms

[Robert Anderson @ProfRobAnderson]

Law students, you should take Admiralty law so you can learn random facts like: Originally, the test for admiralty jurisdiction in the United States was whether a location was "within the ebb and flow of the tide."

[Steven Godofsky @sgodofsk]

George Will's son Jon has Down syndrome. In 2013, he wrote this celebrating Jon's 40th birthday.

[best of the sopranos @Bestofsopranos]

Adriana being reincarnated as the orange cat. That cat staring at Christopher’s picture was not random

[Kyle Ford @KFordCB9]

The natural, perpetual, and impregnable right to govern the sacred concerns of one’s own life belongs to all persons, and this Nov, by voting yes on this, Virginians can remove from her Constitution the current prohibition and enshrine that right beyond any passing majority.

[BK @BradKutner]

NEW from me: Virginia's same-sex marriage advocates launch constitutional amendment campaign #valeg

@KirkMcPike @PeakeforSenate
https://t.co/nKai3BLtcE

[Kelsey Reichmann @KelseyReichmann]

NEWS: Supreme Court grants cert on a pro se criminal petition involving a First Step Act question @CourthouseNews

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

The people at Spectrum think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me, at a dinner. https://t.co/Adc6TAmBe0

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

McNulty: I will be the drunkest man who ever lived

Bunk: No. I will

Kima: I am breaking into male-dominated fields such as policing, being drunk, & cheating on your woman 24/7

Herc: [oafish grunting]

Lester: I Am Become The Wire.

[Isaiah Walker @walkeri141]

Something I generally agree with Alito and Thomas on are their views that SCOTUS is required to hear cases under their original jurisdiction. The Constitution literally lists them as the forum for these cases. Without SCOTUS hearing them, states have no venue to resolve disputes

[episode one @E1podcast]

donkey kong is a fool if he thinks wearing a tie will earn him respect

[Sean T at RCP @SeanTrende]

This is an outstanding thread.

[Hugh “The Wrench” Janus MBA @glizzy__goblin_]

Thank you veterans

[DJ Branham 🗽 @DJBranham]

Senator from Delaware Outerbridge Horsey

[s @sportyandspoilt]

remembering my 99 year old grandpa who would randomly get up mid dinner and demonstrate how he’d shoot the germans in ww2

[gabe @allgarbled]

I made a /seppuku skill for my Claudes for when they make an unforgivable mistake, and now they use it spontaneously without me asking.

[Goons Up @UpGoons]

Remember them, all of them.