My Netflix prank show idea:
Women agreeing to meet up with the guys that send them unsolicited dick pics, but when the guy arrives, its actually their mother waiting for them.
ahead of pride month Trump’s administration put a ban on embassy’s flying pride flags.
so as of today, I am now the owner of Hell, Michigan. I bought the whole town.
And my first act as owner, I have renamed my town to Gay Hell, MI.
The only flags allowed to fly are pride.
@NWix35 Yooooo I literally hit tweet and immediately thought "fuck i forgot irresistible force". But idk for me those are still over irresistible force
1. Underwater
2. Jigga Up (bassnectar remix)
3. Into the sun (seen it at least twice but its a fucking masterpiece i will always want it)
4. Timestretch (west coast lofi remix)
5. When the beat drops (bassnectar remix)
At a job interview: "we prefer our employees to be trimmed or clean shaved"
Me: i mean yeah but cmon its a playoff beard, just chill until the leafs are out
I took this photo as we were leaving #NotreDame about an hour before it caught on fire. I almost went up to the dad and asked if he wanted it. Now I wish I had. Twitter if you have any magic, help him find this 🙏🏼