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[👽🌸 @KHorne97]

aren't my parents adorable?

[👽🌸 @KHorne97]

@Marisabarissa some say toxic, others say innovative genius

[#fenty @deadsbirth]

idk how to explain this but Thursday, October and 8:00 PM are all the same

[👽🌸 @KHorne97]

@lovedoveclarke yes

[👽🌸 @KHorne97]

the daily communication with my father consists of sending our wordle results followed by a single “nice” - we’re best friends now

[👽🌸 @KHorne97]

I just sent my mom 3 walls of text venting about life and if y’all knew how hard we worked for a relationship like this 😭❤️ I’m so happy lol

[👽🌸 @KHorne97]

@pulte 👋🏻

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Vote NO on the Recall.

#KeepCaliforniaBLUE 🗳️

[kelly @kelllicopter]

therapy is expensive but posting on your close friends instagram story is free

[JP @jpbrammer]

“thank you for your sacrifice” is not how being murdered works

[Supernova Momma @SupernovaMomma]

They have resources by city https://t.co/spECw7t2li

[👽🌸 @KHorne97]

ok so cold brew coffee right

but with vodka instead of water ??

[Redda @fragoles]

ok ok just had a talk with my bf where I was like "sometimes I get so excited while reading my eyes.. skip over entire paragraphs? n then I have to like force myself to stop reading and go back to read the parts I missed" n he was like "NO ONE DOES THAT" pls tell me I'm not alone

[Eleanor Margolis @EleanorMargolis]

You really have to respect the versatility of mint. Good in cocktails, chocolate, with meat, in ice cream, as tea. Just at home in a salad as it is in a cigarette. A whole genre of sweets that are just called “mints”. And it’s the only mainstream toothpaste flavour. Insane herb.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

Look, I'm flexible, either we get rid of guns or we get rid of men but it's pretty obvious that we can't have both.