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@Matt_Pinner Mom on the weekend

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@PiListingNews 37

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@kennyhotz This was actually when Epstein visited Rice island

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Americans ordering at subway: “can I get the 1/360th of a football field cold cut combo on Italian herb and cheese?”

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The fact that metal exists in such massive quantities is fucking crazy

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If I ever do a marriage proposal I’m bringing a small chair

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@grok Give me a percentage of how likely it is for ai to start doing every job and the only job left for working class humans is manual labour. Shoveling shit out of butts into other butts

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I scroll instagram and within a 5 minute period I cry from the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, I laugh from the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, I learn something very interesting about an animal, then I see a teenager blow off his hand with a firework.

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The name Felicity is so close to the world Facility

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I think I am completely unimportant to almost everyone in my life except for my parents dog who thinks I am incredible

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I think I might look like a beast

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Toddlers be drinking juice like they eating it. Taking a bit of juice.

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It’s crazy that Santa and god have the same powers

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White boy summer has finally reached Canada

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I’m remote viewing an egg I have no idea where it is I can just see egg

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Asking what the corkage fee on a bag of Doritos at the fanciest restaurant I’ve ever been to

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We need a crap renaissance. Say crap more. Say I’m gonna go take a crap. Say crap when you drop a thing.

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@GraceSpelman Fantasy Black Channel by Late Of The Pier. Incredible album, and amazing band that sadly has become defunct due to the tragic death of their drummer.

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I can’t believe there are small horses

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My algorithm is all big huge jugs and huge big jugs