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[KING SAM™ @KINGCOLINSAM]

Took a 3 year long nap coming back with new music soon

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

With Zuck’s move to Florida, California’s total taxable wealth from billionaires has plummeted to well under $1T from over $2T just a few weeks ago.

The loss of this tax revenue was totally avoidable but is now forever. All because Gavin Newsom stood motionless as this stupidly written bill, from a fringe union and a handful of socialist academics with an axe to grind, meandered its way into the public conversation without any action from him and freaked everyone out.

These were all people that were paying 13%+ in state income tax every year WITH NO COMPLAINTS UNTIL A FEW WEEKS AGO.

And now, for the rest of time, the lost tax revenues from these folks will have to be paid for by the middle class because they are the only group left in California large enough that you can tax to fill the hole.

He’s forsaken the middle class instead of managing the budget, managing the deficit, eliminating even a portion of California’s gargantuan waste and abuse. He could have done any of these things at any point over the past 7+ years.

But he was silent.

And now California’s budget will implode and he wants to run for President.

Insane.

[KING SAM™ @KINGCOLINSAM]

When Did Depression Become An Aesthetic? [Ep] https://t.co/NlArtQr1jF via @YouTube

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

Neil, there is a logic flaw in your little aphorism that seems quite telling. Since you and I are part of the Universe, then we would also be indifferent and uncaring. Perhaps you forgot, Neil, that we are not superior to the Universe but merely a fraction of it. Nice day, indeed

[KING SAM™ @KINGCOLINSAM]

Thanks Elon for not 50/1/50 me

[KING SAM™ @KINGCOLINSAM]

@S0uthern_man

[KING SAM™ @KINGCOLINSAM]

Who actually watches those nerds and only fan girls argue about which gender is better? I feel like it’s a money laundering scheme or something because you have to be a fucking GEEK to watch that dumb shit

[Mr. Whatsit @Sleepyxii]

Go to Best Buy and pull up xvideos on a row of tablets

[KING SAM™ @KINGCOLINSAM]

@iron_minds @InternetH0F The legendary Dwayne “Barock” Obamson

[KING SAM™ @KINGCOLINSAM]

Girls with Princess Leia type hair chronically breaking my heart 💔

[KING SAM™ @KINGCOLINSAM]

Timothy chalameat saying “scratch that reverse it” on repeat until I shoot myself

[KING SAM™ @KINGCOLINSAM]

“Look everybody! This loser can only look at 600 tweets a day!” (Gives you a wedgie and pulls it over your forehead)

[KING SAM™ @KINGCOLINSAM]

Sans Culottes type beat

[KING SAM™ @KINGCOLINSAM]

Grimes - Oblivion https://t.co/PNGgDPPZnq via @YouTube

[KING SAM™ @KINGCOLINSAM]

Public advisory do not attempt at home

[KING SAM™ @KINGCOLINSAM]

I heard if you feed a mcchicken to a turkey, then eat the turkey, you become the thing…

[KING SAM™ @KINGCOLINSAM]

Prob need lithium and not anti depressive cuz I’m manic as fuck

[KING SAM™ @KINGCOLINSAM]

Let them eat cake

[BREAD. @FlowMastaFatSac]

King is slitting all your throats this year