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Research dark patterns

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All Email job plebeians are getting put in a big pit soon

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Can’t decide which margiela gats to purchase next. Tough problem

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@legit_scumbag I pray for your sake the 7oh ban hits ASAP
I also make more than you and live in the best city on the planet and not in a halfway house like you do

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Death to Kyle Gordon

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Call me the DC sniper the way I’m stealing all these cokes out the work fridge

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Persecuted just for bein fresh n havin steeze welcome to my fucked up chud life

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My fit cost more than what u pay me I’m not wearing some uniqlo tat garment cunt

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Losing my job because I refuse to stop wearing jeans and a polo

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

"ploughman's lunch was invented in the 1950s" is probably my least favourite smug well ackchually factoid bc I would understand it if it was made of some exotic ingredient like paprika but it's just bread, cheese, onions and eggs. do you think that combo really needed inventing

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I went here and everyone spewed you (cause your chat)

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@beersmoker93 Looks exotic and or foreign

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New work laptop has a dedicated copilot button on the keyboard, thanks heaps

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@intl_weeds I smoke more exotic and wear more designer than Coogan and partridge

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Open plan office desk type meal #fuckyalife

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Sardine shortage you lot aren’t ready for what’s coming

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@paul_piss Lmao

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@PatriotCaps @PugShipton lol

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@sethkushondeck real shit