Kielan

[Kielan @KJDMUFC]

To any Liverpool fan please stop commenting about fergie until you have these 3 in a row. You have no right to slander the man

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Nick @nwall89]

104 games this World Cup, McCoist is commentating on 105 of them.

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

@piersmorgan by the way i know how to spell arsenal. But arseanal sounds better.

[Central @WestHam_Central]

European*

[THFC_MB @Thfc20031]

Just booked 10 hotels with free cancellations in Budapest for the day of the final. Fuck them cunts

[. @SCFCJosh96]

somewhere a very confused director is meeting Tom Huddlestone

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

🚨 CALAFIORI WILL MISS THE WORLD CUP!

The Italian didn’t get injured… he just didn’t qualify

[FK @FK09____]

All timer 🤣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Bruno Fernandes is coming... 🛫🔴⚡️ #MUFC #ManUnited #transfers

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ 🇿🇦🇪🇸 @cagiago_]

Charlie Kirk was still alive the last time Spurs won a premier league game.

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

My god that’s an incredible stat

[Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL]

All-time great sports stat.

[YTK @yeahytk]

top male canon events

- grandma dying
- 19yr old summer
- voluntarily fumbling a 10/10
- finding your signature cocktail order
- participating in whooping a nigga ass who really deserved it
- getting jumped
- solo trip
- quitting/fired from ur bullshit 9-5
- cracking fl studio

[dave @UTFR93]

My Grandfather never received a booking in his career either.

Lovely fella, terrible DJ.

[. @itfc_Jack7]

My mum went through all of this just for me to put all my wages into fishing frenzy

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: In 1989/90, Hugo Sánchez scored 38 La Liga goals for Real Madrid.

All of them came from a first touch finish. 🤯

[No Context Prem @NoContextEPL]

Imagine being a Spurs player…

Lost to a 95th min goal and seeing this on the screen straight after.😭😭😭

[angryginge @angryginge13]

Well guess what mate. You’ve only gone an won it! 🥺🥲

[• @utdjohnyy]

Did Luis Nani ever score one normal goal 😭😭