Katie J

Aren't I supposed to be a responsible adult by now?

[Katie J @KJDixon]

And we are green! (About 5 hours late due to insane weather) #nascar #racing @ChicagolndSpdwy @rwttweets

[Katie J @KJDixon]

@Suzierizzo1 As a mom, I wouldn’t even think twice if I walked in and saw a dad with his daughters. Like, what is wrong with people?

[Katie J @KJDixon]

@LoveReality9 @jlove10watson09 @yashar I’m very sorry for your loss and I can’t imagine going through that, but you’re comparing how you reacted as a child to how you’re assuming a grown woman reacted. It’s pretty rude to judge how she is outwardly handling it.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

[Katie J @KJDixon]

@SusieM414141 Sooo….about those flags 😬😬😬😬

[Katie J @KJDixon]

@DansForSenate @BubbaWallace What an embarrassing POS. And why would anyone want to fly a traitors flag?

[Katie J @KJDixon]

@DavidLaneDesign Oh, this coat is so good!

[Katie J @KJDixon]

@Mollyploofkins I’ve seen a lot of punchable faces but this one tops the list.

[Katie J @KJDixon]

@matt_tifft @NatalieRacing Wait….what?

[Katie J @KJDixon]

@ModernDad We’ve told my mom if if “we” ever call her asking for her to send us money, etc etc etc she needs to hang up and call us back. She won’t remember a certain phrase, so this is the best we could come up with.

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[Katie J @KJDixon]

@IngrahamAngle Pretty wild take for anyone but especially someone with immigrant kids.

[Katie J @KJDixon]

@Sec_Noem @RealTomHoman @ICEDirector @CBPCommissioner Only because your agents started executing American citizens in the street. But yeah sure… “transparency.”

[Katie J @KJDixon]

@cjrussom @nicoleMfoy What’s it like to be so confidently wrong?

[Katie J @KJDixon]

@Ch9seFan @Blaney Yup, you heard correctly.
https://t.co/TpUvUT871L

[Katie J @KJDixon]

@Pipolinna @offbeatorbit Firstly, no one actually cares about your opinion.

[Katie J @KJDixon]

@Brocklesnitch My mom has dementia and I would be FURIOUS if someone did this to her. It’s one thing to go along with whatever they believe their reality is at that moment but it’s something else entirely if you make things up. 1000% not okay.

[Katie J @KJDixon]

@johnkonrad No. Y’all just have underdeveloped frontal lobes.

[Katie J @KJDixon]

@VORTEXJeff The course I’m a coordinator for is 18 months long. The gradebook is a nightmare 🙄