Jack

Linguist. Loves Alcohol, Coffee and maybe two or three people. Presidential Aspirant

[Jack @KJabrul]

@pksalasya You have graduated from wamunyoro academy with a first class degree in tribalism.
Kuja ground Sasa tukuonyeshe mambo

[Jack @KJabrul]

@pksalasya Nikupatie number Yake umtumie inbox?

[Jack @KJabrul]

@StandardKenya Mmekuwa wajinga sasa

[Jack @KJabrul]

@Onorpik Barin ilat!

[Jack @KJabrul]

@StandardKenya You are bullshit

[Jack @KJabrul]

Police have simply said, there's no way past here. Go back home

[Jack @KJabrul]

Parliament was briefly entertained after an MP stood on a Point of Order and accidentally wandered into a different topic altogether.
Experts say confidence that was a work of chatgpt

[Jack @KJabrul]

One boy has added his follower numbers to campaign posters.

We are now waiting for the electoral commission to clarify whether comments and reactions count as votes.

[Jack @KJabrul]

A section of leaders appears uncomfortable after discovering that voters can be persuaded without subtitles and tribal tattoos.

Experts confirm speaking to people in a language they understand remains controversial in certain political circles.

[Jack @KJabrul]

"National pride is good. But counting people like election votes without asking where growth comes from is advanced mathematics." - Oscar pchumba sudi

[Jack @KJabrul]

You welcomed news of a foreign leader resigning and immediately begun using it as a motivational quote for other people.
Sources confirm resignation remains an excellent governance tool — especially when recommended for opponents and never for oneself.

[Hon. Caleb Amisi, MP @Honcalebamisi]

British PM Sir Keir Starmer resigns .

Leaders in Kenya must learn to resign when they fail in their policies?

Kenya needs a renaissance!

[Jack @KJabrul]

A politician has resurfaced old Videos of himself joining the 2024 Gen Z demos.

Sources say the pictures have now been moved from “gallery archive” to “campaign material.”

Analysts confirm the struggle was temporary but the content is forever.

[Hon. Caleb Amisi, MP @Honcalebamisi]

On 25th June I led Azimio MPs out of Parliament to join GenZ , moment later the house was invaded .

Those I were with on the streets have since joined government and are singing Tutam.

Old guards' politics of deceit has never changed.

They will not change!

Kenya needs a renaissance!

[Jack @KJabrul]

@amerix Caroli Karolina omondi × 99 - 96 = 3

[Jack @KJabrul]

@WakiliEdward @WilliamsRuto @kasongo How are you a wakili with that poor English, jomba. Better do it in the mouth of your mother

[Jack @KJabrul]

How much are you delivering to him this week from ichaweri? Unabeba na gunia ya DAP ama DCP?

[Pauline Njoroge @paulinenjoroge]

The other day, I sat down with a few gentlemen and one lady, all in their 60s and all Kikuyu.

I asked them about their preferred candidate for 2027 and to my surprise, one after another, they all mentioned Edwin Sifuna. I laughed and asked them why they were rooting for Sifuna when they were clearly not Gen Z.

They said Kenya needs a radical departure from the politics that so often disappoints its people. They argued that if we truly want change, then we must be willing to place our trust in leaders whose public record reflects integrity, courage and service. They lamented that too often we ignore what we already know about leaders, their well documented history, only to be shocked later when the very character traits we overlooked fully manifest in office.

What encouraged me most was not their choice of candidate. It was the realization that both the young and the old are increasingly reading from the same page. They are looking beyond tribe, age and financial status, and are beginning to judge leaders by the content of their character, their values and their vision for the country.

That said, as the opposition, pragmatism must guide the process that eventually produces our presidential ticket. We are fortunate to have strong leaders from whom to choose.

We have Kalonzo Musyoka, a seasoned statesman whose name is associated with integrity and remains largely untainted by allegations of corruption. He is known for his respect for the rule of law, his commitment to human rights, and his distinguished diplomatic service both within Kenya and across the region.

We have Fred Matiang’i, an effective public servant whose tenure in government earned him a reputation for performance, decisiveness and results.

And then there is the man who cannot be ignored in the 2027 equation.

A leader who has captured the imagination of many Kenyans. A leader whose rise has been driven not by state machinery or inherited political structures, but by the power of ideas, conviction and connection with ordinary citizens. A leader who speaks to the frustrations, hopes and aspirations of a generation searching for something different.

When the time comes for the National Conclave to make its decision, many Kenyans will expect Edwin Sifuna to be part of that ticket. Not because of entitlement, but because he has earned a place in the national conversation.

The white smoke that eventually emerges from that conclave must carry with it the hopes of millions of Kenyans who are yearning for competent, ethical and transformative leadership.

[Jack @KJabrul]

I enjoy these “I sat with a group of wise elders and they all agreed with me” stories.
Every election season there’s always a mysterious focus group made up of uncles, aunties and concerned citizens who somehow arrive at the exact same political conclusion as the person telling the story.

[Jack @KJabrul]

It's declared there's no neutral vote to Finance Bill and every MP must stand with the people or against.

Political observers are now waiting to hear whether abstaining, arriving late, losing network or stepping out for uji will also be classified as crimes against the republic.

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

Today’s vote at the National Assembly for or against the 2026 Finance Bill is a defining moment for the people of the Republic of Kenya.

At the end of the day, the people of Kenya will know whether their elected representative supports measures that oppress them more or cares for them.

Our @DCP_Democracy allied members have instructions to vote against the Finace Bill 2026 and stay in the House to force a Division. The People Kenya must know who is for or against them.

Those members who keep away from the vote and sit on the fence must deemed to be against the people of Kenya.

They must make up their mind to be with the people or against them. There is no neutral position when the welfare of the people of Kenya is at stake.

You are either for the people of Kenya or against them.

[Jack @KJabrul]

Kabuchai residents have demanded answers after their MP discovered extra Finance Bill clauses that even the document itself had never seen.

Experts are calling it a breakthrough in political mathematics where numbers are generated through vibes and confidence in Parliament.

[Jack @KJabrul]

Doctors have advised DCP officials to stop unveiling candidates too quickly after reports emerged that voters suffered mild shock and temporary political blindness.

Early investigations suggest the candidate may have been selected using Chatgpt.
@gabrieloguda

[Jack @KJabrul]

@GlitteringAnge Hivi ndo mlidanganya raila. Kubabazenu