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Little known fact: Trout metamorphose into eels and the meat of their intermediate form is so chewy that, when mixed with herbs and the secretions of the anal glands of beavers, they were the original source of chewing gum. No one knows this because it’s not true and I am drunk.
To be in a group of 5 teenage boys at Taco John’s throwing your bodies left and right in a synchronized manner to shake a GMC Sierra enough to get your mirror to touch the building. It is nice to see some traditions live on
Have a possible minor infection from a cartilage piercing. I walk into health services, tell the nurse why I need an appointment. She asks to see it, grabs my ear WITHOUT GLOVES and pulls all around, then has the NERVE to go “do you regret it?” Bitch, give me an appointment
After my surgery, I’m watching my girlfriend play Pokémon Arceus and she just caught a budew (at my request) that was following her around wanting to be her friend and that made me weepy. Anesthesia is wild my friends
It is always uncomfortable to watch students try to have a personal friendship with professors that are completely disinterested in anything beyond professional. This tweet is sponsored by my para social relationships with professors
This whole "the NYT ruined Wordle!" thing is a great case study in confirmation bias. It also gives us some insight into human nature that helps explain how conspiracy theories work.