king wizard

she/her || mind body soul planet

[king wizard @KLOE_151]

if it disturbs your peace,, it’s not for you

[rowan ⚢ @elliepetalsz]

told my grandma she looked super lesbian in one of her old photos and she said "nowadays id probably have more luck with the ladies than u ever will"

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

@ma1ybe Misogny is hell of a drug

[lorah @lorahmoe]

Men really be telling on themselves for free 😭
We’re literally giving away FREE flowers at my job. Like… no catch. No purchase. Just “hey, take these home to your wife or girlfriend.”
And almost every man who walked in was like: “Nah, she’s good.”
SHE’S GOOD?? 😭 Sir it costs you absolutely nothing to bring home a tiny gesture and make someone smile for 5 minutes.
The flowers were FREE. The romance was FREE. The brownie points were FREE.
At this point I fully support my own decision to stay single because what do you mean the bar is underground and men still bringing shovels.

[Gibmeeda Beetbois @meghan_nikole]

I definitely shouldn’t have to say this because I thought “we don’t feed the pedophiles” was pretty universally understood but let’s not tweet about children’s bodies k?

[king wizard @KLOE_151]

@coldtakeinc @parhloumahrukh your 10pm isn’t even 10pm a few states away let alone across the globe. it’s a whole other morning in australia so that logic is nonexistent

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

y’all will listen to frank ocean but won’t be frank with your emoceans

[king wizard @KLOE_151]

incel behavior

[Resilience | Dating & Breakup Guides for Men @ResilienceOfMan]

@HannaCanadia Nothing embarrassing about this.

If it works, continue pasting the same thing to Olga, Jessica, & Hanna.

None of these women are special until one positions herself to be.

Don't be the guy sitting there spending a few mins crafting unique messages to every random stranger.

[henry @henrysglassart]

Landed to the brightest rainbow I’ve ever seent

[king wizard @KLOE_151]

just bought weed from the prettiest man i’ve ever seen hbu

[king wizard @KLOE_151]

@JFPJrs @gremlingardener ok mr. latest of the late bloomers

[i am @hotter]

u should be insecure about ur character instead of ur looks

[Max Stéph @maxstephhh]

Nvm i got it

[princesa @myculofat]

men are so hot. i wish they were good people

[kay @kswizzlein]

stop asking … yes u can lick texas road house butter off of them smh

[not important @wingman024]

ain’t nothin to me though, I love this shit

[🕸ky🕸 @funeralbelleart]

How you'll find me tn

[⧩ vivi ⧩ 🔜 ✨seven⭐️stars ✨ @vviviennee]

wait.. so Griz didnt just choose a random valley in Virginia. He actually hosted seven stars under Big dipper!
AND THE FACT THAT BIG DIPPER IS PART OF URSA .. WHICH IS CALLRD THE GREAT BEAR! AND THE REASON WHY THE FEST IS CALLED 7 STARS IS BC THERE ARE 7 STARS IN BIG DIPPER!!!!!

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

I dont understand gambling. Like…you could lose?

[king wizard @KLOE_151]

first of the month sucks cuz i let my spotify dj tell he how my months gonna go and its literally always sad indie punk

[king wizard @KLOE_151]

and how lucky am i that i have a grandma to need and miss

[king wizard @KLOE_151]

i think i need my grandma