Km

nope

[xan @lilxan1k]

my plan B for everything is to die before it happens

[erin chack @ErinChack]

My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)

[chase @_chase_____]

i like when a greeting card already has a note pre written in there for you :) then u write ur own little note below it like hi haha that was the card before but it’s me now

[🐅 Tiger Goods 🐅 @tigergoodsmusic]

can you imagine how hard an ice cold coke WITH the cocaine in it probably hit… smh born too late

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Republican’s midterm messageing

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived the Saturday mask mandate at Last Ditch, a COVID-conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts.

[riisen @riisenlol]

when she has a praise kink but she's lowkey not that good at things

[c ☆ @tintafey]

me trying to impress tina fey trade

[elisa @luvterrapin]

i can’t believe she’s real

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

MEG STALTER DRESSED AS AN EMMY NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE HER #emmys

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

I’m not even kidding put her on #rhony

[Mavu. @khuliso_Neels]

Not smiling until Friday afternoon. No time for jokes this week, just business.

[Lily Tomlin Archives @LTomlinArchives]

Lily Tomlin and Carol Burnett, 1972

[Km @KMAC1457]

The person I made the TikTok about who doesn’t follow that account saved the video 🫪

[inia 🪭 @iniageoffrensis]

No hay que coger con tipos con novia no por una cuestión moral sino porque no hay que hacerles creer que pueden tener a dos mujeres.

[Temu Joan Didion 🍉 @temujoandidion]

Mentioned my age in conversation with an assistant-level coworker and she said "That's ok! I have a cousin who's 30!"

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

I'm feeding grapes to your golden retriever boyfriend. Chocolate as well

[Zee 🫧 @zanokuhle_]

Effective from September, I'm taking a break from mental health so I can focus on substance abuse. 👍🏾

[Beyond The Script. @Harvie3Culley]

Stop the bull shit. Under Obama you paid $824 a month for a two bedroom. Under Trump $1700 for one. You idiots are fucking stupid.