KMMarang

Social Worker specializing in elderly and disabled folks. Politics nerd. Collector of vintage cookbooks. She/hers.

[poudrefire @poudrefire]

Let’s keep our 911 Dispatchers available to direct resources to those in need this #4thofJuly.

Each year the Fort Collins 911 Dispatch Center is inundated with calls reporting illegal #fireworks, but this tool that will take less time for you too!

https://t.co/but9E3sDrh

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Ended an email with “Regards” instead of “Best Regards” because I don’t have the patience to deal with aggressive incompetence today.

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I can’t decide if the continuity errors in episode 3 of #Staged3 are deliberate or accidental and it’s making me question my grip on reality. But I guess that’s the whole vibe of the show anyway. So maybe it’s actually brilliant?

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CW-fatphobia. @MaintenancePod thought you folks might appreciate the newest addition to my vintage cookbook collection. This fucking unhinged diet cookbook is from 1956.

[BC SPCA / BCSPCA @BC_SPCA]

Angel, is looking for her own personal miracle. This 16 yr old cat has been to a few homes in her senior years, through no fault of her own, and she just really wants to find that special someone to spoil her and share her love with in her golden years. https://t.co/B9R1GSSuCI

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@JackQuaid92 @StarTrekOnPPlus @TrondyNewman @StarTrek @MikeMcMahanTM Oh my god, I’m hyperventilating! 😭😭😭

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@Literature_Lady I use ultra filtered milk to make my protein shakes so the protein content gets bumped up even more. My biggest tip is Yasso frozen Greek Yogurt bars. They’re tasty but have a pretty good protein content per bar. I have several each day during the Spring/Summer.

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@Literature_Lady I eat 130 g of protein/day. What’s worked for me is a double protein shake in the morning, and then scrambled eggs for lunch or dinner (I typically do one whole egg and 1/3 cup eggs whites). Midday snack is lowfat cottage cheese.

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@fodderyfodder A heated neck wrap and then 20 minutes with this brilliant machine. https://t.co/caIGptlcpw. I can’t do more than 20 minutes at a time because I bruise so easily.

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@piranhabrianna @BBolander My cat shattered a lead crystal butter dish (a wedding present) to ravage a stick of Kerrygold. He has kitty IBS. The results were not pleasant for anyone. Our butter now resides in the dairy equivalent of Fort Knox.

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@tressiemcphd I go through phases where I can tolerate it, mostly for the protein content. But I went to college with a gal who put Italian Dressing on her cottage cheese. I don’t think our relationship ever recovered from my reaction to that.

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@LizMaupin @manyarethestars That’s a revelation! Holy cow that’d be incredible.

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@clairewillett I just read this out loud to my husband and he said “Thank you for not being that bad.” 😂😂😂

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@clairewillett I am this person in my family. Can’t even choose the right sized Tupperware for the leftovers.

[Colorado Parks and Wildlife @COParksWildlife]

In case you were looking for a sign to lock your car doors - this is it

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@tressiemcphd Bar stools and high top tables are the bane of my existence.

[Good Omens @GoodOmensPrime]

And on the 10th of May, we were given a date for season 2, and it is ineffably good. Good Omens returns July 28th on @PrimeVideo.

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@SixBrownChicks https://t.co/E33RcPXHa4

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@SixBrownChicks I hope someone loves your grandma enough to file a report. She deserves respect and proper care in the last years of her life. You have done a morally and legally reprehensible thing. I hope you suffer with that knowledge for the rest of your life.