King of the Hill

I have seen every episode of this show countless times. I love its humor, it's very you-had-to-be-there funny...I hope I do it justice!

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Computers have already beaten the Russians at chess. Next, they'll be beating humans. -Dale

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What has the MTV done to you, boy? -Hank, to Bobby

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I got a magazine you should, IT'S CALLED THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. -Hank

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Bill, pass me a beer, I need to take my anti-coagulate. -Hank

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Why do we have to watch a foreign movie? If it was so good they would've made an American version. -Hank

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Last time we were at your father's, he threw a grenade at me. It was just a practice grenade, but it was a very hostile gesture. -Peggy

[Dr. Colin iCi @c_route32]

"... That'd be throwing away 7 generations of the finest Georgia inbreeding." -Hank Hill @KOTHquotes

[KÜLIÅNÖ 🐝 @Julian_Bee]

BOBBY: Oh, he's not just any dog. This little fellow may poo like a buffalo, but he dances like Britney Spears. @kothquotes @Kingofthehill

[Diona @RamfusBrock]

@KOTHquotes "Why are there so many ways to kill people, but only one real way to kill #bugs?!" #DaleGribble.

[FNU LNU @Ed_Tom_Bell]

@KOTHquotes "You gotta take it one day at a time. Like the drunks do." -Hank

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I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is, you knew that when you married me! -Hank, to Peggy

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Luanne, just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking. -Hank

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I'll tell ya why it wasn't, I tell ya what. -Hank

[FNU LNU @Ed_Tom_Bell]

@KOTHquotes You will never know if you are attractive, its up to a man to tell you that. -Cotton to Luann.

[Andy Cassel @AndyCassel]

"You've been mowing my yard with a nine iron?! I want my quarter back!" -Willy Nelson to Bobby @KOTHquotes

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"New York Style Deli?!" They think THAT'S a selling point? -Hank

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The guys were in the locker room whippin' towels, so I went to bible study to get some perspective. -Troy Aikman