KP

Love Jager, hate peanuts.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

No Tesco, why don't YOU round up my total to the nearest pound for charity. You're the billion pound company, not me.

[KP @KPNuts_79]

@PapaJohnsUK order placed about 90 minutes ago, no answer from the store by phone. How do I get my money back as it doesn’t seem like it’s coming tonight!

[Dave Coulson @DaveyCouls1]

In honour of the Gladiators final, here’s my son doing all the moves during the opening titles.

For me, the plaster on his head, his sudden decision to get a unicorn to help him and his impression of Viper really add to it.
#GladiatorsFinal

[Rob McCombe @robmccombe]

@officialcharts @JamesArthur23 Total piss take - #thereytonswererobbed The Reytons outsold him but the industry can’t take it - Hollow victory WARAW

[KP @KPNuts_79]

@APMProjectMgmt Thank you!

[KP @KPNuts_79]

.@APMProjectMgmt what is the current turnaround for getting PMQ results?

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🎶 @TheReytons on their Rotherham rock revolution: ‘We set up our own business – that’s rock’n’roll’
https://t.co/HjaGwDY6q6

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Being British is wanting to move to America as a child then thinking “fuck that” as an adult.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

It's Soy sauce, not Soya sauce you twats.

[KP @KPNuts_79]

. @bsimerch still no response…

[KP @KPNuts_79]

. @bsimerch order made 6 September, still nothing other than an email blaming Royal Mail strikes. How can I get refunded? Thanks.

[KP @KPNuts_79]

@ElliottTootone1 @bsimerch Unbelievable!

[KP @KPNuts_79]

. @bsimerch order made 6 September, still nothing other than an email blaming Royal Mail strikes. How can I get refunded? Thanks.

[KP @KPNuts_79]

@bsimerch any chance of a response?

[KP @KPNuts_79]

. @bsimerch order made 6 September, still nothing other than an email blaming Royal Mail strikes. How can I get refunded? Thanks.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

It's so unfair that if you are unjustly being accused of being grumpy and find it frustrating to the point of saying "Look! I'm not grumpy!" - you are left looking undeniably grumpy.

[KP @KPNuts_79]

@PostingViews No, the recipient!

[KP @KPNuts_79]

.@RoyalMail You’ve had my delivery since 08/09/22 with no attempt made to deliver, so I can’t track the item. Please can you advise what I am to do?

[KP @KPNuts_79]

.@RoyalMailHelp You’ve had my delivery since 08/09/22 with no attempt made to deliver, so I can’t track the item. Please can you advise what I am to do?

[KP @KPNuts_79]

@foofighters Hi Dave, we’re still in Wembley, fancy joining us for a quick jager? Love you babes xx

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

Is everyone okay? 😅