Neowash 🧺🚰 👔🛍️

[Oluwashike_me🌻🌻🌻 @Oluwashike_me]

If my date wears this perfume,I might actually swallow him😭🩷
This is seduction in a bottle.
My goodness!!!!!!

[Neowash 🧺🚰 👔🛍️ @KQchyy]

@kordjovi @regwurld @sweettqueen2 Yes but I have had such encounter countless times, most of which I didn't even use a condom. The last was last week that my girl dreant I was infected with HIV, quickly went for a test and it was negative. Since then, I don't do bye bye to such sexual encounters

[Neowash 🧺🚰 👔🛍️ @KQchyy]

@thisgandy Someone who owed me money and ghosted was complaining to me how someone who owed her ghosted. I couldn't hold my laughter

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

Link to watch..

https://t.co/3nnM3cOmIx

[Neowash 🧺🚰 👔🛍️ @KQchyy]

@MrsZanga Welcome back.

[KOJO🗽 @ei_joee]

Naa this guy’s content is something else😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[PENTANE🎤💜💡 @Thepentane_]

1. The vagina is about ten times cleaner than the mouth. No matter how you brush your teeth always, the mouth is still the dirtiest part of the body.

2. Your intestines know what shape they're supposed to be in, and can move themselves, which means surgeons can just stuff them back into you when they're done and they'll sort themselves out.

3. When you do tattoo removal, the ink doesn't disappear, you pee it out. Your body's immune system breaks down the pigments of ink and it flows in your blood stream, gets processed through your kidneys, then you pee out the ink.

4. If you hit your chest at a very specific time in the electrical cycle your heart will stop.

5. The pain you feel from a sunburn is your skin cells effectively killing themselves before they mutate into cancer.

6. The way your eyes are shaped causes your vision to be upside down but your brain flips the image automatically.

7. When you die, your hearing is the last to go. So imagine you die in a fire or in a war or something and the last thing you hear is like screaming and chaos

8. The length of a man's penis is equal to the length of his thumb times 3

9. Everyone's tongue print is different, just like fingerprint.

10. Babies have 94 More Bones Than Adults.

11. The human brain typically weighs around three pounds, and men’s brains are on average a bit larger than women’s. But Brain weight is not a measure of intelligence.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

12. Your heart pumps about 2,500 gallons of blood every day.

[Neowash 🧺🚰 👔🛍️ @KQchyy]

Is this a new challenge or what?

[Neowash 🧺🚰 👔🛍️ @KQchyy]

Same person different mask🤣

[Matty McTech @setupspawn]

Stuff above you

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

😭😭😭😭

[Neowash 🧺🚰 👔🛍️ @KQchyy]

@Dukecute11 @samson_samsen Metaphor

[Neowash 🧺🚰 👔🛍️ @KQchyy]

Chinedu thinks we cannot see him

[Espartano @EspartanoPicks]

No lo juzgo, porque yo haría lo mismo🤩

[Matty McTech @setupspawn]

This computer secret trick

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

ChatGPT can now edit your photos like a professional photographer.

Here are some prompts you can use:

[Neowash 🧺🚰 👔🛍️ @KQchyy]

@ZerenaLuxe At least wash the joggers nau

[Neowash 🧺🚰 👔🛍️ @KQchyy]

Time is your ally. Don't just die.

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

I will always say this
popular people don’t just pop out of nowhere.
there’s always a backstory !

[Neowash 🧺🚰 👔🛍️ @KQchyy]

Fix up or fuck off

[Enyinnaya @enyinna_]

If I believe we need to have a conversation, I’ll reach out to you. I could meet you at a café, set a time for us to talk, or simply call you. If I’m not going to be available for something, I’ll let you know. If I’m unhappy about something, I’ll tell you. If I need your opinion or judgment, I’ll ask you directly and give you the space to offer it comfortably. I could even reach out to you on a random day to apologise for something, even if you can’t remember being offended by it.

I generally just keep things simple and keep things moving.

So, if you don’t say what you need to say, if you don’t communicate simply and promptly, or if you shy away from the elephants in the room that need to be addressed, I understand. I understand that you may struggle with communication, self-esteem, or conflict, and I genuinely empathise with you.

But I will still cut you off.

Because I’ll be damned if I have to parent another adult.

[Neowash 🧺🚰 👔🛍️ @KQchyy]

@Shadaya_Knight There was a time I enjoyed things like this but now whenever I look at this I just see idiocy in full display

[Neowash 🧺🚰 👔🛍️ @KQchyy]

@blvckkingpin @guzu_p Haha.... He just dey farm engagement. Allow