a large goose

she/her. feminist. leftist. dog-lover. tall.

[Avery Edison @aedison]

over the years I’ve thought a lot about a Maria Bamford bit laying out her credit card debt where she mentions that she’s technically still paying off a Taco Bell gordita she bought in 1992

[Laila Al-Arian @LailaAlarian]

The most inconvenient truth about the campus protests is that they were organized with Jewish students opposed to the slaughter of Palestinians.

[a large goose @KRGoose]

@Jimbo4881113333 @celinedionysus_ @SeanCasten You were the one who made the comparison between the federal government and the private sector. Are you now saying that was a nonsense comparison?

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Posts that aged like milk

[a large goose @KRGoose]

@themultiplemom I’m baffled by the idea that those moms are nuts about their men but also apparently put their men down as the first parent to call! Like girl, there’s an easy solution to your made up problem!

[a large goose @KRGoose]

@Americore1776 @TradWife2049 Where did she ask for money? It’s pretty clear that she needs his involvement and consent for some reason. As others have pointed out, she may be legally unable to move forward with treatment without his approval.

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

of all the bleak shit this website has seen, this might be the bleakest

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

The ai is a little person in the computer who is my friend and any mistakes it makes are because he's a manic pixie dream boy who read too much book

[Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) @IwriteOK]

what's coming will harm many, many people, but statements like this reduce the progress of the last half-century down to a bevy of laws. you cannot, and they will not, erase the normalization of inter-racial marriage, broad acceptance of the public existence of queer people...

[a large goose @KRGoose]

@KILLTOPARTY @emilykmay Hanging out with her family is the same as having sex? That’s the argument you’re going with here?

[a large goose @KRGoose]

@KILLTOPARTY @emilykmay I agree, I think you have a duty to treat your spouse with respect, and that includes respecting their bodily autonomy. Or is that not what you meant?

[Talia Lichtstein @talialichtstein]

The weird thing about people assuming Kylie Jenner is too dumb to date Timothee Chalamet is people assuming Timothee chalamet is smart

[Joel D. Anderson 🆓 @byjoelanderson]

Man I heard they were having a race war on Twitter that didn’t involve black folks so I had to poke my head back in lol

[a large goose @KRGoose]

@lllliatttt @charlove I feel this. At various times, my parents — particularly my mom — did some pretty extraordinary things to help several of my friends. From the inside, I can tell you it was 75% because it was the right thing to do and 25% symptom of other issues in my parents’ marriage, etc.

[a large goose @KRGoose]

@bignothingman @PicturesFoIder Canvas lists an exact time that it’s due (in this case, likely 11:59 PM), and the professor himself admits that the assignment was submitted before the deadline.

[a large goose @KRGoose]

@KristinChirico My younger son isn’t even two yet, and he very aggressively turned down two shirts this morning before accepting the third one I offered. These people have never met a single child in their lives.

[cat king @effielovessnack]

Why are trump supporters getting so mad that we say that we hope everything that they voted for happens to them? Why is that a threat? YOU VOTED FOR IT WHY ARE YOU MAD? I hope everything that you voted for happens to you PERSONALLY. Why you mad boo?

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

So Biden’s internal polling was showing something close to this map…

And they allowed him to run for re-election??

This is beyond irresponsible and selfish. All of these people should be exiled from Dem politics.

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

thinking about the lady I interviewed at a south carolina trump rally who said she was worried about all the “dangerous” people crossing the border. I said “you’re pretty far from the border” and she said “yeah, but I’m going on vacation soon.” I asked where.

she said mexico.

[Marielle @TheNolaChick]

The worst part is he doesn't even want it. He's just dodging prison.