Kryters,RD

Series 4000 mechanoid with an overactive guilt chip, oh my god,we're all going to die.
sir's ma'am's, I'm here to serve. #RedDwarf #parody

[Kryters,RD @KRYTEN_RD]

I'm having such a good day that i feel like going out tonght and strut my funky stuff!

[Kryters,RD @KRYTEN_RD]

Tea anyone! Sir's Ma'am's!

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@ListerRD @RIMMER_RD
MR LISTER. YOU KNOW I HAVE IN AND OUT BITS THAT GO ALL IN AND OUT TOO YOU KNOW!

[Kryters,RD @KRYTEN_RD]

Oh my! I come out of an exceptionally long recharge period and find i have a great new function. Sir's... Ma'am's let's hear it for #ApeShitMode #FeelingBadAss #RedDwarfThePromisedLand

[Kryters,RD @KRYTEN_RD]

#Dwarfers. Mr Lister has been regaling me with his angling stories. One in particular I found most amusing. About how he once single handedly caught a two pound black ribbed nobbler ...... Unfortunately my circuits are beginning to melt. Oh Sir's ... Ma'ams... Help Meeeeeee!!! 😮

[Kryters,RD @KRYTEN_RD]

@RealMarkDexter All i can say sir is, anythings better than listening to Mr Lister torture us all with that lump of whining dead wood, and yes I'm referring to the guitar sir! 😃 Oh and I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell him I told you so!!!

[Kryters,RD @KRYTEN_RD]

I have an irresistible urge to strut my funky stuff!

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@Angelfaiths @rachelcaine Why the likeness is uncanny, why we could easily be mistaken for twins ma'am!

[Kryters,RD @KRYTEN_RD]

REBOOTING--------------------- I SHOULD BE READY IN ABOUT A WEEK SIR'S MA'AM'S

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@RIMMER_RD @KKochanskiRD
Whatever it is you are, But you are one, And a total one at that.

[Kryters,RD @KRYTEN_RD]

@RIMMER_RD @KKochanskiRD
Mr Rimmer Sir, You are a total, total....A word is yet to be invented to describe how totally....cont

[Kryters,RD @KRYTEN_RD]

Mr Rimmer sir.
I think it's a cruel,cruel trick to play on Mr Lister, you know every night is curry night.

[Kryters,RD @KRYTEN_RD]

@RIMMER_RD @ListerRD @AnnaCatAdorer
Mr Rimmer sir, You know he was in a survival situation.
He had no choice,
Except for a pot-noodle!.

[Kryters,RD @KRYTEN_RD]

@sallythomsett All was going so well, then as always, the alarm went off. I'v tried to get the dream back, but nope! #Mcbeth

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@sallythomsett @Independent
HaHaHa yes.Sorry M'lord I was temporarily distracted by Sally thomsett standing with a handful of red knickers.

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@ListerRD @AJ_RimmerRD
Sir I would be neglecting my duty if I did not openly encourage you to wear this every day.
#SmeeeHeee

[Kryters,RD @KRYTEN_RD]

@sallythomsett @Independent
If a woman was standing on the side of a railway line waving her petticoats at me, I'd derail aswell lol.

[Kryters,RD @KRYTEN_RD]

@sallythomsett
Hi Sally, I had a dream about you!

[Kryters,RD @KRYTEN_RD]

@ListerRD Mines a large one.
Oh and a pint for my🐧.

[Kryters,RD @KRYTEN_RD]

Well I can't stand around here gossiping with you all day. I have to take the er! 🐧for a walk.