Mark Dexter 🕊

Acting human. Agent -

[Mark Dexter 🕊 @RealMarkDexter]

Okay folks - it’s final farewell time. Today’s mass #TwitterLayoffs is the final proof I needed that this is no longer the right place for me. It’s been fun, but all things change…Twitter’s no exception. Account now dormant. Enquiries etc via website or agent (links in bio.)👋🏻🧡

[Mark Dexter 🕊 @RealMarkDexter]

I don’t think I like it here anymore. I’m not comfortable with the unwanted stink of Musk. #TwitterLayoffs

[ganesh venugopal @gvenugopal]

This kind of treatment of employees is appaling. A decision that could impact so many fellow human beings cannot be handled so callously.
#ElonMusk #TwitterLayoffs https://t.co/K7bN9f3KDd

[Mark Dexter 🕊 @RealMarkDexter]

Fortunately, what’s happening today at Twitter is not just shameful - it’s also illegal.

[James Billingham @oolon]

UK based - this is completely illegal - UK employment law requires a 90 day consultation period for any sackings of 20 or more staff. Hope the UK employment tribunals service is ready for the influx! #TwitterLayoffs
https://t.co/lse77lNUUc

[Mark Dexter 🕊 @RealMarkDexter]

“Imagine all the people,
Living without tweets,
You may say I’m a dreamer…”

[Rachel Cunliffe @RMCunliffe]

Already dreaming of everything I'll do with all the spare time I'll have when Twitter collapses in on itself. I could learn to cook. Or start playing the cello again. Or get another cat

[Samantha Morton @samthesparrow]

A general election please

[Mark Dexter 🕊 @RealMarkDexter]

“Maybe if I arrive in a £30million military helicopter, they might not notice today’s huge interest rate hike, or today’s authoritative prediction of a record breaking recession. Plus, big military stuff screams ‘INVASION’ - so it’s a win-win! Can we get hold of a Chinook?”

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Nothing like a manufactured migrant crisis to detract from the fact you won’t be able to afford your home anymore…

https://t.co/6yoQNFqJIk

[Ben Kentish @BenKentish]

Home Office refusing to provide any comment on why Suella Braverman appears to have used a Chinook helicopter to travel 20 miles between Dover and Manston this afternoon. It's a 30-minute journey by car.

[Bill Edmunds @BillEdmunds4]

So the Brexit Bonus is not 8 percent growth but a 4 percent drop in GDP and a two year recession!! How did the Tories and Their one Brexit Economist, Minford get it so horribly wrong?????

[Mark Dexter 🕊 @RealMarkDexter]

@LBC Once a shirker……

[Mark Dexter 🕊 @RealMarkDexter]

@SoVeryBritish Let’s not sow yet more seeds of division.

I love them all!!

(Chillingly, it’s also true. 😬)

[Mark Dexter 🕊 @RealMarkDexter]

Invasion demands military helicopters.

Military helicopters ‘suggest’ invasion.

Oh it’s all so mischievous and so clever, this PR game!

[Mark Dexter 🕊 @RealMarkDexter]

Twelve. Tory. Years.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

UK faces longest recession since records began, says Bank of England, predicting two-year slump and unemployment to nearly double https://t.co/2E0hGmSHyv

[Mikey Smith @mikeysmith]

The Home Secretary arriving by military helicopter in war-torn <checks notes> Kent.

67 miles from London. Takes 1h11m to get there by train, at a cost of £11.30.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Sunak & Hunt scrambling to fill a £40bn black hole in treasury…

So remember:

£9bn wasted on unusable PPE

£2.6bn on items not suitable for NHS

£37bn on Test & Trace that made “no measurable difference"

£42bn on Brexit divorce bill

£32bn on lost taxes due to Brexit trade hit

[Messer Best @MesserBest]

By-election right now. Right fucking now. How dare this guy- this fucking guy- take time away from his job as an MP for this.

[Mark Dexter 🕊 @RealMarkDexter]

@eviljobob @CPFlo Hahaha! That’s the image Britain needs right now!

[Mark Dexter 🕊 @RealMarkDexter]

Mars Wrigley want to ditch Bounty from Celebrations as it’s the most expensive to produce, especially after all prices rising. They prefer bigger profits.

It’s always about money.

Always.

The idea “we” want it removed is cowardly corporate bull. Yeah, blame us, not your greed.

[Mark Dexter 🕊 @RealMarkDexter]

@DigitalMaddox Just recently started to get the directing itch. Just need something to scratch it with…

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

One reason for spiralling asylum numbers is we’re no longer part of the EU asylum scheme. People come to UK knowing they won’t be relocated back to the first EU country they entered. No-one will mention this, or push the need for closer involvement in the Euro-wide scheme.

[Bad Wolf @BadWolf_TV]

Do you have an interest in television drama, script reading, and storytelling? Do you want to work on some fantastic new TV Dramas?

You have until midnight on 6th November to apply for our *Trainee Script Editor* position at Bad Wolf in London!👇👇

https://t.co/4KOPRVAEYF