Kari Simpson ☕️✨🌙

she/her. Second-party confirmed adorable. Third-party confirmed delight. Certified troublemaker and menace. Gryffindor. KΔ. Anglophile.

[Kari Simpson ☕️✨🌙 @KSimpson12]

I prefer hiding in plain sight… No one sees when you lose when you’re playing solitaire. #TaylorSwift #TSmidnightTS

[Kari Simpson ☕️✨🌙 @KSimpson12]

@JonHike @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 I love the wrapping paper! Looks great 🎄

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Let’s just draw a line under summer and skip to Halloween.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to really enjoy the rain:

1. Stand at the window (inside)
2. Put non-tea drinking hand on hip
3. Sip tea from mug
4. Say “look at that rain” or “it’s really coming down now”
5. Ask someone else if it’s raining where they are
6. Say the garden needs it
7. Eat all the biscuits

[Kari Simpson ☕️✨🌙 @KSimpson12]

How to know you are officially old - Rural Ohio Edition:
Your high school classmate just became the head coach of your hometown HS football team. #old #rural #ohio #midwest #gowildcats

[Kari Simpson ☕️✨🌙 @KSimpson12]

“And I can go anywhere I want
Anywhere I want, just not home…”
@taylorswift13 “my tears ricochet”

Damn, do I feel this right now. Missing those who have passed before me and left me here without a way to go back home. Miss you, Mom and Mamaw 💔

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“With all due respect” - I have calculated the amount of respect due to you, and that amount is none

[Kari Simpson ☕️✨🌙 @KSimpson12]

I find it interesting that people can’t wrap their heads around asking a person’s pronouns when they ask my dog what her pronouns are all the time. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I’m already looking forward to that first cup of tea tomorrow morning

[Kari Simpson ☕️✨🌙 @KSimpson12]

@elysarae Zelda is the best girl… who would 100% do this 😂

[Kari Simpson ☕️✨🌙 @KSimpson12]

@dog_rates This is my goodest girl, Zelda 💜 #nationalpuppyday

[Jessica 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessicahike91]

Watching John Wick for the first time. This puppy is adorable. Sure hope nothing bad happens to it!

[Kari Simpson ☕️✨🌙 @KSimpson12]

I will now be entering my Reputation Era. Please enjoy watching me grow into my new skin and power. I will no longer shrink myself to fit your box or stay quiet. 🐍✨🐍 #repera #reputationera

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

reasons. i should be your valentine:

6. lots of cuddle experience
2. i have been told. i am cute
9. i will protect you. from evildoers
3. convenience. i am right here
5. i don’t have a valentine yet

[Kari Simpson ☕️✨🌙 @KSimpson12]

This is perfection.

[dinosaur @dinosaurcouch]

wfh

[Kari Simpson ☕️✨🌙 @KSimpson12]

Today my niece told me I was “so kind & caring”… she will get what she wants for her birthday and continues to maintain her “Aunt Kari’s Favorite” spot.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

2023 plan: crack on

[Kari Simpson ☕️✨🌙 @KSimpson12]

One of the things I miss from “COVID times” is standing six feet apart. People are too close to me now. Please take a couple steps back. You’re in my bubble. The line won’t move faster with you on my butt.