Kristen Sivills

I do funny things w/ my mouth… Comedian est: 2011.. Podcast: ‘And Then We…’ (new account, because… 🤷🏽‍♀️) ✌🏽#757

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

@marclamonthill @StagBeChillin I’m so confused lol

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

says they don’t see the charge, only temporary hold fees of $44. There’s $150 missing from the card though. Is that fair? Am I tripping? He barely touched the door. It was a sliding door, and he just clenched the lever before you slide it open. LYFT ANSWER SOMETHING

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

Here’s something fun: We took a @lyft from our hotel in Phillly to the airport yesterday. 18-20 minutes. We arrive, my husband touches the door to open it at the same time the guy presses a button to open it. It makes a noise. Gets stuck. He tries again w/ the button. It’s stuck.

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

We try to help again, he ignores us. We leave & see him still working on the door. The vehicle is a little older. He’s moving things around. He eventually leaves. We wake up to an additional $150 charge on our card from Lyft. Can’t get anyone on the phone. Our Lyft account…

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

@marclamonthill 😂😂😂😒

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

@zaynahbear Thank you, cause I’ve been irritated since yesterday lol

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

I really feel like yall are missing the point.

[desstoni @desstoni]

Except she’s not married to some broke, lazy man who forces her to stay home w/ kids, or one who abandoned her and left her in survival mode. She’s married, in her own words, to a kind, supportive, successful man, & she has the resources to live freely and become who she wants to be.

So what’s the point of constantly going public to say you never wanted your husband or your kids? What’s to gain from publicly demeaning people who love and “tries their best” to support you? What is the actual intent? These are the questions.

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

Thank you

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

Folks don't like Ayesha so they are being kinda obtuse to what she is saying. Same thing Michelle Obama said. I guarantee if Savannah James had an off the record convo with you, might say the same thing. Yes they have a great lifestyle but they had to sacrifice a lot of their hopes, dreams, goals for their success, powerful, famous partners. They are more than just wives and mothers. It is levels to this. A nuance conversation.

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

Buuuuuut what if I can fight? It might be a little easier to disarm someone that has a knife than someone with a gun.

[Zane Monroe @squirrelpopper]

@ABC Just like England take away the guns the stabbing go way up. Need to remove this evil from our country not guns. And let the American ppl protect themselves at all cost like it use to be. The evil ppl would tho k twice of everyone had and used guns

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

@Fullcourtpass @ItsKingSlime She makes sense. It’s hilarious reading people put ‘embarrassment’ on someone else, when that man never said he was embarrassed lol. He knows his wife lol… you can’t MAKE someone be embarrassed, just cause you wouldn’t handle it the same way. Men and women are different, it’s ok

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

@ATWCurls Absolutely

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

It’s bad lol

[♍️ Pluto Hendrixx 🌌 @_JusBeee]

The fact that i was listening to the pod til Jrod said his eye was dragging like jeans in the 90s. Thennnnn I had to go on YouTube to see it
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[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

@MouseJones I felt like he was talking to me lol

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

@robhaze Same. Literally. Like I was the only one seeing it. It felt like I walked into something I wasn’t supposed to hear.

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

I’ve been watching this press conference confused as hell. This shit is embarrassing

[Rob HaZe @robhaze]

THIS MAN JUST BLAMED THE CRASH ON DIVERSITY AND DISABILITY

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

WHO CARES ABOUT YALL! NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YALL! PEOPLE’s FAMILIES DIED! Why are we talking about personal opinions in a press conference?!

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

Aww thank you!!

[♍️ Pluto Hendrixx 🌌 @_JusBeee]

Its almosttttt my favorite podsssss lady birthday
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Idk if I missed the anniversary but either wqyy congratulations 🎊

[Kristen Sivills @KSivillsComedy]

@LizBarlow22 Oh absolutely. I saw some years ago. Worth it