kristina 🦆

designer, comedian, musician, inventor of bangs

[kristina 🦆 @KStapelfeld]

@snerdy Nordstrom Rack! Great clearance section.

[kristina 🦆 @KStapelfeld]

@Chloj23 So sorry Chloe ❤️ thinking of you

[kristina 🦆 @KStapelfeld]

The feminine urge to send a thank you for the thank you note.

[kristina 🦆 @KStapelfeld]

All of your smoke-free pet-free homes sound lame as hell

[kristina 🦆 @KStapelfeld]

@WeAmMarshall Oh yeah grab some bags frozen fruit, i use strawberry or vanilla yogurt, a bag of chia seeds is fun, and some oat milk, no ice needed

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

Every damn time

[kristina 🦆 @KStapelfeld]

@sadgrlsongsgwen 👏👏👏

[kristina 🦆 @KStapelfeld]

Put this on my gravestone

[kristina 🦆 @KStapelfeld]

@Chloj23 I second Procreate! Then just watch some tutorials on youtube to learn how to use all the features

[kristina 🦆 @KStapelfeld]

@imyourkatiek I got a flu shot and a moderna booster, it was a full 1 and 1/2 day of achey shivers low grade fever vibe and then i was totally better

[kristina 🦆 @KStapelfeld]

Society is crumbling. come to this improv show i’m in Saturday night.

[Union Comedy @unioncomedy]

Shows are a go! We’re kicking things off this weekend with Improv Upload - a real live improv show with real live performers. Tickets for all shows for the next three weeks are pay-what-you-can.

More info and a full schedule at https://t.co/YEfRu4UI6x

[kristina 🦆 @KStapelfeld]

@smteague “Voice of reason” used to be my go-to but its a little prescriptive

[kristina 🦆 @KStapelfeld]

@taylorcotter Pretty sure they just giggle

[kristina 🦆 @KStapelfeld]

I’m in this show Saturday night! Tickets are going fast so grab one ASAP. We’re in full writing mode right now and I can already tell this one is going to be great. 🎃🎷🥸🧡

[The Rockwell @RockwellThtr]

Live from Davis Square -- it’s #SomervilleNightLive! @messandfinesse takes over on Saturday night at 9:30pm with the funniest sketch show in town built right here ✍🏼👀😆

[kristina 🦆 @KStapelfeld]

At the end of therapy today my therapist asked if I wanted to continue because things seem to be going really well and I was like omg no did you actually believe all that and immediately started crying. See ya next week, bestie ✌️

[Meaghan McCabe @meaghanmccabe]

So proud of @taylorcotter! As if Pawtucket wasn’t already the center of the universe.

[kristina 🦆 @KStapelfeld]

That my best friend, she a real sad witch

[kristina 🦆 @KStapelfeld]

my bf just cooked an amazing meal and then asked if i wanted to lay down while he cleans up 😭 i know this doesnt belong on twitter but can u just be happy for me?

[kristina 🦆 @KStapelfeld]

I’ve done some crazy shit in my day but going off antidepressants mid-pandemic really takes the cake. Still got it.