Katie Knowles

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Gary Scott

[Katie Knowles @KT_Knowles]

@audgamarie This is the truest thing.

[Katie Knowles @KT_Knowles]

@HRFarris Ugh I'm about to do the same. Good luck out there.

[Katie Knowles @KT_Knowles]

Toddler in my cottage told me she's not Elsa anymore, because she's the young Jedi. My work here is done.

[Katie Knowles @KT_Knowles]

@liv_catherinee relating so hard.

[Katie Knowles @KT_Knowles]

Nothing makes me feel more patriotic than the Olympics and National Parks. #merica

[Katie Knowles @KT_Knowles]

Avocado is the butter of vegetables.

[Katie Knowles @KT_Knowles]

I went to a spin class and a juice bar today. California has officially brainwashed me. Plz send help.

[Katie Knowles @KT_Knowles]

There was this place giving away free iced coffee, so I drank three cups of iced coffee. #freeismyfavoritenumber

[Katie Knowles @KT_Knowles]

Just saw a sea lion throw up in the Pacific Ocean. Then I jumped in the Pacific Ocean.

[Katie Knowles @KT_Knowles]

@meremeregaffney relatable.

[Katie Knowles @KT_Knowles]

Christmas update: mom is still wrapping presents and no one is allowed to eat breakfast until she is done.

[Katie Knowles @KT_Knowles]

"Butter is good. More butter is better." - Dad

[Katie Knowles @KT_Knowles]

@schauer_me hail state

[Ben Rector @benrector]

Top hobbies for adults as far as I can tell:
1. Television
2. Getting mad about things
3. Being awful to each other on the internet

[Katie Knowles @KT_Knowles]

Me: "Space. I need some space."
5 yr old: "okay."
*climbs on my lap*

[Katie Knowles @KT_Knowles]

@annieberlinsky @jimmyfallon @TheTcnightShow can i come too

[Katie Knowles @KT_Knowles]

Hell is probably endlessly writing and revising résumés and cover letters.

[Katie Knowles @KT_Knowles]

Further comparisons between living in a sorority house and being a live-in nanny for 4 girls:

Glitter. Everywhere.

[chuuch @ch000ch]

did people even run marathons before facebook