Katie Taylor (She/Her)

Content writer and strategist for parent-centered brands. Queer mama. Former attorney. Words in @washingtonpost @manifest_st @SheKnows. Black Lives Matter

[Katie Taylor (She/Her) @KTaylorWriter]

I swear some of these children’s alphabet book authors have it out for the kids. There must be some other career that starts with “W” besides writer. And some other truck besides wrecker.

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@HooliganJammer Brilliant

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If you buy clothes, read this:

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

instead of calories i want nutrition labels to show me how happy the food will make me

[Katie Taylor (She/Her) @KTaylorWriter]

@danielleweisber I’m convinced DHL is just throwing packages out the door and waiting for the wind to carry them to their destinations

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@RohitaKadambi @HooliganJammer

[Amanda Deibert @amandadeibert]

A little girl asked LA animal control if she could keep a unicorn if she found one. Best response of all time. Los Angeles forever ❤️❤️

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

there’s no funnier caricature of masculinity than the Him from “holiday gifts for him.” he doesn’t drink any liquid but whiskey. he’s got 20 watches on each wrist. if he saw a single texture other than leather he would throw one of his pocket knives at it.

[Katie Taylor (She/Her) @KTaylorWriter]

@ItsJessieLewis I’m so sorry this is happening!! ALSO, potential hope: my son was allergic to eggs and peanuts until he was about 2 1/2 years old. He grew out of it. Could happen!

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@elisedopson Also, I feel good knowing I helped keep those items out of a landfill.

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@elisedopson I bought a certified preowned Vitamix because I really wanted one, but they are just so expensive. I also bought my MacBook preowned a few years ago. I was able to get it built with way more memory than I’d be able to get a new one for a better price.

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@MissDahlELama An adorable pair of the Inkkas sneakers that were marketing to me on Instagram forever.

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@AmmoniteInk @MissDahlELama That’s amazing. What’s it called?

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@SueLahna @MissDahlELama I love this space heater. Where did you get it?

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@ItsJessieLewis I’m not saying when…

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It’s October 19, and I opened the Halloween candy already. This is what I get for being prepared.

Someone needs to come here and hide it in a very non-findable location or the trick-or-treaters will be very sad.

[Katie Taylor (She/Her) @KTaylorWriter]

Best internet of the week

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

"We can talk all day about the rights and wrongs, Carol, but long story short, we're out of toilet paper"

📸: Harper, owner of @cff72

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@sharynesque But with an appreciated warning