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I swear some of these children’s alphabet book authors have it out for the kids. There must be some other career that starts with “W” besides writer. And some other truck besides wrecker.
there’s no funnier caricature of masculinity than the Him from “holiday gifts for him.” he doesn’t drink any liquid but whiskey. he’s got 20 watches on each wrist. if he saw a single texture other than leather he would throw one of his pocket knives at it.
@ItsJessieLewis I’m so sorry this is happening!! ALSO, potential hope: my son was allergic to eggs and peanuts until he was about 2 1/2 years old. He grew out of it. Could happen!
@elisedopson I bought a certified preowned Vitamix because I really wanted one, but they are just so expensive. I also bought my MacBook preowned a few years ago. I was able to get it built with way more memory than I’d be able to get a new one for a better price.
It’s October 19, and I opened the Halloween candy already. This is what I get for being prepared.
Someone needs to come here and hide it in a very non-findable location or the trick-or-treaters will be very sad.