Katherine

Holistic thought blender. News, economics, popculture, history, time-travel, LFC, Lesbian,

[Katherine @KThonvold]

Why is it that whenever you give cats banjos they start playing the Deliverance theme? Even with the best intentions, it all gets a bit creepy quite quickly.

[Katherine @KThonvold]

Pay this, pay that, pay this, pay that... now you can live another month without fear. Feel that. That is the what freedom feels like. Wars are fought so other people can be this free.

[Katherine @KThonvold]

One thing about being over 40 is that I have noticed people over 40 post shit about being over 40.

[Katherine @KThonvold]

I often wondered why blue was the color for democrats and red for republicans as red is always the color associated with Russia and China. We should have all known years ago. Foreshadowing people. Liberals arts degrees are important.

[Katherine @KThonvold]

If 15% of all internet activity is cat related and up to 15% of social media users are Russian trolls, it begs the question, are Russian trolls cats?

[Katherine @KThonvold]

The only things that have taken more drugs than grandma and Keith Richards are factory farmed chickens and people eat them. So, this must be perfectly safe to eat Betsy....

[Katherine @KThonvold]

Soon there will be multiple mass shootings on the same day in different years and we will use Facebook memories to express our outrage.

[Katherine @KThonvold]

It is 2018, you can safely assume, everyone alive has dropped one cellphone in the toilet, if no toilet available then wherever you poo.

[Katherine @KThonvold]

What if all the things that cats knock off thigs are nano Decepticons trying to kill us and we are a bunch of ungrateful assholes?

[Katherine @KThonvold]

It is not graffiti, the building wanted a tattoo.

[Katherine @KThonvold]

You have to learn to walk before you can run but you learn to run before you learn to stop. So, you run faster and faster then fall over...

[DJ Blue Fish @djBlueFish]

New track!
https://t.co/a2DjW9Xitn

#indiemusic #indiemusician #indieartist #indieelectronic #indie #SpotifySingles #synthwave #retrowave

[Katherine @KThonvold]

My phone once lasted 20 min on 1% battery. So, yes, I finally understand the true significance of Hanukkah.

[Katherine @KThonvold]

I tip my hat to you, sir. Up until this moment, I thought nobody could do better at sabotaging myself than me.

[Katherine @KThonvold]

I was never one of those people that could find Waldo.

[Katherine @KThonvold]

Given that the universe is infinite, all likely possibilities are probable.

What I am trying to say is, you don't have to be an asshole.

[Katherine @KThonvold]

It is a trap Goldilocks! Bears don't just leave their fucken porridge on the table.

[Malbec 🇦🇷 @MissMalbec]

You're only a badass on Twitter because your mom isn't here.

[Malbec 🇦🇷 @MissMalbec]

I've been trying to impress my Australian English teacher by making up words when I speak. One more class and he'll be swooned...

[veggie femme @veggiefemme]

My son said he wanted a mouse bungee for his birthday.

It's not something a rodent uses to recreationally jump off cliffs, apparently.