Kevin Villar

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

[Caitlin @caithuls]

A spicy wine? Oh you mean a jalapiñot?

[Maruf @m3aruf]

i’m sorry i roasted you i was trying to flirt

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

This what I meant

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

wild how trump claims he's wealthy and we've never seen him with airpods

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Chipotle definitely tastes better with a plastic fork then a metal fork. Don’t @ me

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

If Zoey 101 hadn’t gotten pregnant then Victoria Justice wouldn’t have gotten Victorious and then Ariana Grande wouldn’t have gotten her start so things that seem really bad right now have a bigger plan later on ok

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Every work email I send:

Hey!
Sorry to bug you!
Was just wondering
(If it’s not too much trouble)
Would it be possible to do thing you said you’d do?
Totally fine if not!
Prob my fault anyway I’m an idiot :)
Sorry to bother you!
Sorry I exist!
So sorry!
Just let me know!
Emily

[kelly @kelllicopter]

he was a boy
she was fed up with the current political climate and the blatant disregard for women’s wellbeing
can i make it any more obvious

[Hannah Mints @HannahLeBeau]

I dumped him, just to update everyone