The Charcuterie Kid

Just a dude on a journey and a master of self amusement. Yeah... I got jokes.

[The Charcuterie Kid @KWFrags]

@gbonlinetrade @KPRC2 We're having freezing temperatures in a region not well suited for it. It's a safety precaution.

[The Charcuterie Kid @KWFrags]

@hellosweetie82 Tell the Ninja Turtles I said what's up.

[The Charcuterie Kid @KWFrags]

@unMadeGaming @LightningSpaz09

[The Charcuterie Kid @KWFrags]

@hellosweetie82 My dick pic playbook has one page. It just says "don't".

[The Charcuterie Kid @KWFrags]

@josephsopinio @CollinRugg @elonmusk

[The Charcuterie Kid @KWFrags]

@unMadeGaming Does a coffee milk go best with a hot weiner?

[The Charcuterie Kid @KWFrags]

@hellosweetie82 Can we get one with a fat boar on it that just says "Girthy Hog"

[The Charcuterie Kid @KWFrags]

@unMadeGaming Depends on the benefits I'd be eligible for.

[The Charcuterie Kid @KWFrags]

@hellosweetie82 For sure, it was just a label that said "StarKist Solid White Albacore"

[RYOMASA @RY0MASA]

When people ask what kind of TTRPG aesthetic I like:

[The Charcuterie Kid @KWFrags]

@hellosweetie82 Ok, Garfield.

[The Charcuterie Kid @KWFrags]

@unMadeGaming Just having one person order the pizza and everyone else Venmo them back.

[The Charcuterie Kid @KWFrags]

@hellosweetie82 Get her a sign that says "Down with Dijon, we don't want no Gray Poupon" and get her in front of a Deli.

[The Charcuterie Kid @KWFrags]

@unMadeGaming Eww

[The Charcuterie Kid @KWFrags]

People who don't like beans in Chilli are admitting they want less food per food, and I can't really get behind that line of thinking.

[The Charcuterie Kid @KWFrags]

Shortly before I was blessed with two Christmases for the rest of my life 🙌🙌
https://t.co/Q5v7ntkXDt

[The Charcuterie Kid @KWFrags]

@hellosweetie82 "her blood is the wine, her body the bread" I said to myself as I dove head long into her tabernacle of temptation.

[The Charcuterie Kid @KWFrags]

@pgarduno619 @hellosweetie82 Lmao, bruh...