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It’s ranch time

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If ur irrationally afraid of platonic relationships does that make you homiephobic

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@AnthonyWohlfeil Underrated tweet of the year

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My sense of humor used to be so advanced - sarcasm, irony, all of it.
Now I hear one bass boosted fart noise and I fold like a napkin

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@AW_Deviants Whichever would be worse 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Naming my daughter Liv but it’s short for LiveLaughLove

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Gonna name my son Bread but pronounce it as Brad so he has to explain that to every substitute in his entire school career

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Legalize ligma

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With fall around the corner, here’s a list of fun things to do with your s/o:

1. Go to therapy
2. See item 1

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A zen garden but all the sand is kief

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My power is out, so I went to the gas station. Asked the attendant if he has any ice and this mf pulls out a chain from under his shirt collar...
I no longer want to live on this planet

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she sends u one word replies, but she sends me snaps of her gargantuan turds... we are not the same

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Hear me out... Dolly Parton is the Nicki Minaj of country music

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my boo on some real hotgirl shit

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@KerseyCallie 😭😭

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okay facebook

[Jacob Foulkrod @JakeFoulkrod]

can’t wait until Kidz Bop Montero drops

[Ant @AnthonyWohlfeil]

I just got my first dose of the vaccine and man is it cool having Office 365 installed in my retinas

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Oh how the turn tables

[Abdul Malik, WGC @MarxGasol]

One year anniversary of the world's wrongest infographic

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Thinking about how OP I’d be if I wasn’t mentally unwell 👁👄👁

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@trufflepuffle3 @KerseyCallie That’s on my fkin foams

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@adriareneeee Very specific