ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ

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[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

" H - Hello everyone! This account is uhh.. meant for “based” adults only so… minors and txboo peeps, stay away . . Please?

All the info you need to know is below so.. yeah..! Check it out! I-If you want to! "

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[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

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[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

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[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒

✅ - ALMOST anything. Here’s the F-List if you wanna go into it

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𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐒. 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃

❌ - 🍼♠️🩸🐴💩🐾💊🕊️

[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

ᴋɪɴᴋs ɴ’ ʟɪᴍɪᴛs

[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒

✅ - ALMOST anything. Here’s the F-List if you wanna go into it

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𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐒. 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃

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[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

Aw naw dawg… My teacher actin’ mad funny..

[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

@Fall_dR34ms You scared me. I will now fuck you silly.

[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

@M4UDIL33N4DP13 <<

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When and where

[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

@M4UDIL33N4DP13 *love

[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

@M4UDIL33N4DP13 That’s completely fine!

She.. honestly would live that..!

[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

" O - Oh, yeah! It’s . . "

As she said her name, she’d mumble it. It was barely even able to be heard! Her mane would cover her face now.

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

"Born here? Wow... maybe there's a whole community out there that many of us don't know of... but anyway, do you have a name I can call you?"

Maybe getting to know this pony a bit more would help soothe the nerves the two had, but they seemed to fade away every second the two>

[ᴅʀ. ᴍᴀᴜᴅ ᴅ. ᴘɪᴇ. @M4UDIL33N4DP13]

Doctor Maudileena "Maud" Daisy Pie.

Geologist, Poet, Comedian, Rock Farmer.

And occasional Domme.

[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

" He’s quite easy to take care of, actually! Almost like second nature to me.. "

As she felt his hood around her side, her cheeks would glow a soft pink, not sure of what to do from here. And that flirt? Boy, she was not ready

" U - Uhm.. Th - Thank you . . "

[King of Darkness @DarkK1ngSombra]

Listening to her, he would raise an eyebrow. He shook a hoof as she said bear.

"Ah don't mind no bunny rabbit. But Ah think a bear wouldn't be fun."

He noticed how cose they were. He wrapped his hoof around her and smirked.

"Ya know. Ya better lookin' than tha moon.~"

[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

We ain’t never getting silksong…

[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

" You’d hate my cottage then..! There are animals everywhere! From Rabbits to a Bear, haha! I get it though, they can get some ponies very skittish.. "

Fluttershy would giggle, pulling him closer with her wing. Too close, actually. Now they were right next to eachother.

[King of Darkness @DarkK1ngSombra]

As she would wrap her wing around him, he would look at her and blush. Looking away, Calamity sat up and looked away, flustered.

"Thank ya. Ah ain't used to the wildlife round these parts. The Neighajave doesn't have anythin' like that."

[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

" Well . . Uhm . . I kinda lost track of time some hours back . . but it doesn’t matter to me, considering I can fly out..! "

The Mare gave a smile, thinking once again.

" I was sorta just . . born here, i suppose . . Dunno how else to explain it to you, sir . . "

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

The curiosity that was exuding from the pegasus was what kept Sam hooked. In many ways, that desire to learn more about him paralleled his own desire to learn about her. As for her question.

"Yes, I am. In fact, humans are the main species in this world. How Ling have you>

[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

Fluttershy nodded to his statement, a smile resting upon the mare’s face. Once the bat flew by, Fluttershy looked up at it, watching as it’s wings would flap itself out of sight. She’d then look down to Calamity.

Instead of speaking, her wing would simply hug him.

[King of Darkness @DarkK1ngSombra]

The buck watched the moon, listening to her as she would speak about it.

"Yah. Et is. Ain't nuttin like a watchin' a beauty like this."

The buck would hear a bat fly by, causing him to duck quickly. It seems he isn't too keen on the wildlife.

[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

for the first time, she had (once again) been so caught up in other emotions that she forgot she was shy!

[ˢᵒᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒʷ @KXNDNEXS]

" M-Mhm.. If you want me to be honest, you’re a pretty special creature yourself..! We don’t see humans around here so.. it’s a but astonishing.. You.. are a human.. right..? "

Fluttershy looked up at him, a look of confusion resting on her face. Similar to when she met spike

[Samuel R. Wing @SenorStretchMHA]

His expression of shock sooner turned back into something along the lines of calmness. Like a possible friend in waiting. He knew this sort of timidness all too well, as this was how he tended to act in his youth.

"Well... N-no. That, and... the fact that you're a... a>