Kyle Johnston

Posts are my views and not my employers!

[@MysterySolvent @MysterySolvents]

Trump prevented everyone from celebrating near the game. He made everyone show up hours early. Women could not take in a bag. He inconvenienced the entire city. And then he fell asleep.

[Andrew Knack @AndrewKnack]

🧵As the Mayors of Alberta’s largest cities, we are standing up against the referendum for a referendum and encouraging Albertans to vote this October.

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

They loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her.

They loved Thomas Massie, now they hate him.

They loved Lauren Boebert, now they hate her.

They made fun of Biden for nodding off ("Sleepy Joe), now they ignore Trump outright falling asleep.

They put "I Did That" Biden stickers on high gas prices, now they ignore gas prices being even higher.

They bragged about Trump being the no wars President, now they support war.

They bashed Biden for sending money to Ukraine, now they ignore Trump sending money to both Ukraine and Israel.

They demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files.

To be a MAGA is to be a slave.

Not physically, but mentally.

They stand for nothing.

We're up against people who stand for nothing.

And with the most misplaced confidence you've ever seen, they try to tell us whats-what.

We shouldn't even acknowledge these people.

The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone.

I don't even want to argue with them anymore.

[Kyle Johnston @KYJO87]

@mouthvozx @GarlandRus75171 @ctvottawa People doing the work of the public are not leeches and don’t need to make profits to be deemed necessary or demonized. And for any agency looking for efficiencies I’ll take those from workers from home while leasing less office space and reducing and supporting families.

[Kyle Johnston @KYJO87]

@GarlandRus75171 @ctvottawa Except many many private companies have realized that work from home or hybrid is more efficient and cost efficient than only in office. From reduction in sick days to flexible work with other appointments, more work places have adapted based on their needs and requirements.

[🇨🇦 Moderate Mike 🇨🇦 @CanadianModera1]

I don't see immigrants on the list. #abpoli

[nhl but in ms paint @NHL_mspaint]

Florida Panthers plays since April 2025 that have received a total of (1) suspension and (1) fine. What is the NHL even doing?

#TimeToHunt

[Kyle Johnston @KYJO87]

@TheoFleury14 You are an unhinged train wreck. You clearly took too many shots to the head in your career! Carney has done more in a very short time to build trade, diversify from reliance on the US and bolster our alliances with respect and dialogue.

[Jason Scott 🇨🇦 @JasonOnTheDrums]

#ableg #abpoli

It’s mortifying being an Albertan and having other Canadians message: “Are you guys okay?”

Let’s be crystal clear: we’re CANADIANS first, Albertans second

Alberta’s problem isn’t “Canada.”

It’s a loud fringe of seditionists pretending it’s the other way around

[Josh Hall-rdnewsNOW @vancan19]

Trump wouldn't mix up Iceland/Greenland if he'd just watch the cinematic masterpiece that is D2: The Mighty Ducks.

"I thought Iceland was covered with ice."
"Iceland? No It's very green."
"I thought Greenland was green."
"Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice."

[Kyle Johnston @KYJO87]

@BergquistDonna @CoryBMorgan @Free_Berta Classic mouth breathers lined up to try and leave our great country. If you don’t like it then just leave! Or as Gordon Ramsay says “Fuck off”!

[Jason Scott 🇨🇦 @JasonOnTheDrums]

#ableg

🎉CONGRATS DANIELLE SMITH!🎈

Unemployment by 🇨🇦 City:
- Halifax 5.8%
- St. John 6.4%
- Montreal 5.8%
- Ottawa 7.4%
- Winnipeg 6.3%
- Regina 6.2%
- Victoria 4.3%
- Van 6.3%

Alberta:
- YYC 6.8%
- Lethbridge 7.7%
- YEG 7.5%
- RED DEER 8.9%

Alberta - the Worst in Canada!

[Kyle Johnston @KYJO87]

@shawnlally Classic moronic behavior. Move on and stop living in the past!

[Kyle Johnston @KYJO87]

@stayfreeCanada2 Fuck that! Proud Canadian and if you want to talk brainwashed, that is every MAGA Trump supporter. Hard Stop!

[Kyle Johnston @KYJO87]

@401_da_sarpanch Petrolia Canada isn’t even owned by the government so nice try! 😂

[Kyle Johnston @KYJO87]

@MichelleLA1981 The common issue is capitalism!!! Not Liberal, conservative, or NDP, it’s the rich capitalists that have market control and continue to increase the gap between the rich and the poor. They happen to be more conservative and have taken advantage of many key life necessities.

[Kyle Johnston @KYJO87]

@AprilSpark1890 The irony of those that served in the military cleaning the star of a draft dodger!!! 👍

[Kyle Johnston @KYJO87]

@mario4thenorth Fuck this bullshit. Alberta is and always will be part of Canada. Get out and move south if you hate it so much!

[Kyle Johnston @KYJO87]

@reruther @ztisdale Fuck that and you! I’m Albertan and a proud Canadian and want nothing to do with being part of your country. Eat shit!

[Kyle Johnston @KYJO87]

@Tatamoshu0167 @TheoFleury14 You are so dumb. There is a difference between socialism and communism! That’s like saying capitalism and fascism are the same. You can support social justice and social programs without being a communist or a dictator.