THE Cocksucker 3000

20 year old senior citizen, he/him 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 - 練習に時々初級の日本語で書く
pfp is from mv 'confessions of a rotten girl' by sawtowne

[William Guppy @w_guppy]

It is best to drink heavily during the week. Hangovers are more easily overcome by working, and work, usually so meaningless, is given meaning by this objective.

[‎ ؘ @gaynoia]

call me old fashioned mas só permaneço vivo pq sinto mt tesao..amo fazer sexo tmb fumar cigarros e beber drinks. tmb amo conversar e rir e fazer rir. amo meus amigos..e passear..

[sprawling in my skin @sprawlgodx]

y’all could learn a thing or two from my 900 year old 2 bottles of wine a day neighbor

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

what happens on grindr as a trans man

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

my only gender essentialist take is that once some men reach middle age they begin sneezing so violently loud you can hear it from a 100 yard radius and i think they do it on purpose for attention

[h ꕤ @hnnmhg]

i just found out there used to be maintenance grants instead of maintenance loans. sfe is so greedy man

[NARUTO @pureregret]

Found $40 on the ground. Not life changing money, but lunch changing money

[Caitlin @caitlin_mmm]

I highly recommend incorporating delusional optimism into your routine as much as you can

[mousetrap💥 @2bringourownend]

try the uncle pussy darling it’s chudai for

[૮ ˶′ ཅ ‵˶ ა 🀄🦋🔆 @ourmartyredlady]

first base: watching a complete show we both havent seen together

sevond base: accidentally triggering each other's personality disorders after we get too comfortable with one another

third base: jerking off while i sniff your hair

[iris @_8RUJA]

something to think about

[haylem @slutrifle]

this is my vent art

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

I RECOGNISE NO EARTHLY AUTHORITY EXCEPT FOR THE BUS DRIVER

[THE Cocksucker 3000 @KYR13_ELEISON]

went to bfi institute to watch gay sex movies and now i want to suck dick. but i don't want to open grindr i want cock to appear now and then disappear when i'm done with it is that so DIFFICULT

[conor @conor_brn]

Just walked past some kids in the street proper smashing the fuck out of loads of apples they’d somehow come across. Lobbing them at the wall of the community centre and that. That’s proper Playing Out that. You can stick your fucking iPads up your arse

[Ochuko @DavidAmhewroro]

it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself.

[гᴏᴄпᴏдиʜ пᴇᴛᴘᴏʙᴄᴋий 🔪 @neraz00mno]

однажды in your 20s ты заметишь, что твои одноклассницы, однокурсницы и даже мьюшки из твиттера начали выходить замуж и рожать детей

в этот момент самое главное не отвлекаться от написания гомоебли

[َ @iMakanSate]

God, please let me have a job that doesn’t take away my spark for life. A job that still lets me appreciate the wind blowing through the trees, that doesn’t leave me so exhausted I can’t even scramble some eggs for dinner when I get home.