NARUTO

I don't want any trouble but I don't mind making some.

[NARUTO @pureregret]

Out to lunch!

[NARUTO @pureregret]

YO wtf I just drove by a cemetery that had a hamburger tombstone

[Idle Hands @BigSlug_]

Live reaction to my boy forgetting the tent

[V @autechretin]

It probably feels really good as a girl to be mad at your boyfriend

[leaf123 @notaweirdgirl]

for the haters who say he can’t loaf next to a blue hairbrush

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Once brought a man under the bridge and waited for the train to pass above so I could shoot him without being heard. I didn't realize all services had been cancelled that night. We were down there so long we resolved all of our differences

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Me: gets up briefly in the night due to insomnia
My cat: father this is amazing, I have been saying for YEARS that we should have breakfast at 3:30

[AC 🇲🇦 @AC2802M]

Thank God it’s not snowing imagine shovelling snow in this heat

[Rose @24kRose_]

I’ll honk at anyone in traffic. I’ll worry about what gun you got later

[DJ Polesmoker Returns @YungStinker]

Do girls like it when you invite them over and then put on Aqua Teen Hunger Force and laugh at everything Master Shake says

[Groby @groby5000000]

Punching the ground so hard the Chinese guy on the opposite end of the world gets flung in to the air

[Jack Schitt 🇵🇸 @FluffSuit]

My wife is so exhausted. I can tell. She was looking for something in the fridge and couldn’t find it. Then I found it even with my husband eyes. I feel so bad for her

[Joey Nova NYC 🍇 @thejoeynova]

I used to be confused about the Madonna-Whore complex when I first heard about it as a kid because I was like well isn’t Madonna kind of slutty too

[anna 🌟 @signsofsonder]

this is frying me LMFAOAOAOAOAOAO

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

boyfriends have access to an entirely different set of youtube videos

[NARUTO @pureregret]

Beautiful day to get certified on another type of forklift

[Victim @sementard]

If you’re a person who does something then fuck you

[grace @gracefishlove]

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

pleading insanity when I go to court for an unpaid parking ticket