Kyle Austin

Dallas. Comedy. Do it!!

[Mean Green Sports @MeanGreenSports]

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[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

@scotteRotoEx need some help from the master. Luck or Rodgers this week?

[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

Hey @fantasyfootballers and @andyholloway. Luck or Rodgers this week?
Looking for that #footclantitle

[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

Every time I think @realDonaldTrump can't say anything more unbelievable, he fools me again. His mouth is like an offensive confetti canon.

[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

Thanks so much for coming to Dallas @birbigs. We needed it. Have fun @dallasco.... https://t.co/nzyrQbOOHT

[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

Happy birthday @michael_greller.

[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

Next to a couple of cops while I wait on my Torchy's taco. I have done nothing wrong, but I can't stop thinking they're gonna arrest me. #no

[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

@michael_greller 1 outta 2 ain't bad at the hometown stop. Hope to see you next year @dallascomedy. #bobbleheadbros #16thputtwasagamechanger

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

If you generally like things I do, please RT this trailer for my movie. If you don't...carry on. https://t.co/ClxPluKeJI @dontthinkmovie

[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

No better way to celebrate a nice start @michael_grellar than to relax with @chadhot and @dallascomedy. #teamspieth #yourbobbleheadhitintome

[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

It time to say something. I don't care what everyone thinks. I'm really looking forward to the new Ghostbusters movie. #GB16

[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

The Thunder/Warriors game isn't as loud as it is in my living room when someone gets retweeted.@MaggieRieth #RHOD #RHODCH

[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

@MaggieRieth gave me the most romantic nose bleed I've ever received just now. #marriage

[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

A Wonderful Night

Every time a siren rings, a tornado gets its wings. #texas

[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

Came home tonight to ten ladies in my house. Not as cool and much louder than you'd think. Thanks @MaggieRieth! #RHOD #RHODCH

[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

Moooooon River!
#fletch #easydoc

[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

My wife threw her third Real Housewives of Dallas party tonight. Coincidentally, I started teaching on Mondays this week. #RHOD #RHODCH

[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

Battle of the Sexist. Where a sexist man and woman battle for supreme sexist by shouting at each other with bull horns while wearing armor.

[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

All you powerball losers can suck it, I'm rolling around in my FB stash. #powerball

[Kyle Austin @KYtothaLEast]

@brmr83 yep. Officially retired!