Kelsey Bahner

Professional cat wrangler. Recreational unicorn wrestler. Go with what you know.

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

@dy_nasty7 I know, it's borderline blasphemy.

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

@dy_nasty7 There's still one in Edmond, if you feel like slummin.

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

@kelzwithaz What do you mean by "sit down"? 😮‍💨

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Christianity should sound a lot less like

“How can I protect my rights?”

and a lot more like

“How can I protect my neighbor?”

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

@jclinesmith So, like, based on his sage burning comment, people who use essential oils? 🤔 Is that what he thinks a witch is?

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

@jettila Beef Wellington

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

@dy_nasty7 Current favorite of Brooks: simsims (M&Ms). He calls Skittles "sour simsims".
It's basically the greatest thing I've ever heard.

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

And they say Mondays are hard. 🎅

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

@jclinesmith @GabeIkard Or, I guess in three words: biggest scorers out.

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

@jclinesmith @GabeIkard Can we take into account the fact that three of their biggest scorers didn't play tonight? 🤔

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

@jclinesmith So, like the race scenes from Ready Player One...?

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

@jakefisher The Bradford House has a small menu, but every option is solid. Don't sleep on the sesame rice bowl. 👀 The fresh squeezed OJ is the actual best I've ever had.

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

@kelzwithaz You have to get the pickled daikon and carrots next time you're there. They're 🔥 on a shrimp taco.

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

Fancy tea with even fancier ladies. ☕ #whenindoubtpinkyout @ Inspirations Tea Room https://t.co/jQ8dLkZzTa

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

Sunshine, snoozin', and sand between our toes. 🌞🏖😴 #4thofjuly @ Eufaula Lake https://t.co/A575Uw1BFW

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

🇺🇸 America the beautiful. 🤩 #4thofjuly @ Eufaula Lake https://t.co/Ye9D6fjO6V

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

Sunday manis are good for the soul. 💅 @ GLO Nail Bar https://t.co/afCEp90t1k

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

Nothing says "cheers to you, daddy" like tiny Solo cups filled with tinier M&Ms. 🥤 Happy Father's Day; our cups runneth over! #fathersdayweekend https://t.co/95hzuGK2qB

[Kelsey Bahner @K_Diddle]

Saturday vibes brought to you by @roxysicecream. #fathersdayweekend @ Roxy's Ice Cream Social https://t.co/qQEVJ9dtbZ