Carl Kettering

NYC | Two step enthusiast | 2022 Tompkins Square Dance Competition Runner-Up | I am the bag

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

@yippiecaillet I love you! Come back soon please❤️

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

@HeySebz @LuhTgo can you post a set on SoundCloud?

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

@MichaelBibiYahu Oh so we’re getting political now? #ijustlikehousemusic

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

Just saw 2 guys get kicked out of spring lounge for shoving each other in the bathroom line arguing over who gets the first bump. I love new york

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

What is going on? 😂

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

@MichaelBibiYahu Say “you ate” when they complete a task

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

@MichaelBibiYahu Let me know if you find something

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

@takeagab @MichaelBibiYahu It’s real fur too

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

Adieumaxxing @brunello_music

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

Just met @MichaelBibiYahu at mellow circus… can someone untie me from this tree outside?

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

@StockMKTNewz Fuck this shit😂

[Michael Bibi Netanyahu @MichaelBibiYahu]

Me after ordering a 5:30 AM uber to @K_Hole_Carl’s apartment

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

Is anyone else’s feed just house music, boobs, sports and people dying or is that just me?

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

Fuck I actually have fomo seeing the clip of @realmaup playing Lola’s theme #timelessbanger

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

@bfonkimusic Can we get a release date on Creck it??

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

If you want a 6 seater to yourself on the metro just bring your XDJ-XZ and blast Panteras on your phone #transplant #dickmove

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

I always say I’m not addicted to juul and that I can stop any time I want… but then I look in my bedside drawer and see 5 juul batteries surrounded by 37 empty pods

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

@MichaelBibiYahu I’m so smart!

[Carl Kettering @K_Hole_Carl]

To this day, I’m still wondering where we go when the lights go out…

@MichaelBibiYahu