Michael Bibi Netanyahu

Chris Stussy 2-step professional | determine peoples’ self worth based on their taste in music

[Michael Bibi Netanyahu @MichaelBibiYahu]

Coworker asked what my twitter was

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@worshipme7777 Sweet

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@worshipme7777 Yeah but what year

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“You either start coming to the office 4 days a week or you’re fired”

Yeah ok pal, only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Vrabel is a mastermind. Remember the last time the Pats were down 28-3 at the end of the 3rd quarter? #noticing

[Rëal Rëtardista @minimalcrusader]

I feel like me and @MichaelBibiYahu would be huge boys if we lived in the same state

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@minimalcrusader Come to New York

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@grealishfoden2 Still don’t give a fuck about your dynasty league or your 4 legger you put $5 on that hit

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Guys be like “in my dynasty league…” shut up don’t care

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Fuck, marry, kill:

Verity
Liberty Biberty
Rocky from Project Hail Mary

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@notcainer You sang along, don’t lie

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@whynotnotwhyyy Yeah but she’s a dj in her own right and has sick taste not like a nepo situation

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Bee Chapin definitely has a burner right

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@ok_hardo found one for you

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First year analyst update: He went all the way to Brooklyn tonight for fjaak not knowing it wasn’t happening

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First year analyst swiped up on my story. Should I

A. Have him put on a PIP and fired
B. Hit him in the back of the knees with a lead pipe
C. Hit him in the back of the head with a lead pipe

Lmk in the comments down below

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@l2000002 @ok_hardo I think we found our quant

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@l2000002 Please give me a predatory small business loan please please please or even life insurance do you do life insurance I’m 24 and need a policy NOW

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@l2000002 YES FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO SEES THOSE

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@EscobumpGaviria Clearly you’ve never heard of flanger on every breakdown

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@CamSkattebo Thanks skatt

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I saw Chloe Caillet for less than the price of a chick fil a waffle sandwich meal (sorry excuse my singing)