This is why I don’t believe rivals when they say it’s not that serious.
It’s SERIOUS for y’all. Like, it actually is. You get as much if not more joy from Arsenal misery than you do your own team outcomes.
Sad pathetic fuckers all 17 of you fanbases
Dear Twitter,
I have a proposal, please read all of it.
Arsenal fans care more about Twitter brownie points than seeing their team actually win an illegitimate title.
So I suggest we mutually come together and do one thing, because nobody can take the title (or league) seriously after today.
Whenever they bring up anything, we will collectively act dumbfounded, confused, and pretend to not know what they are talking about. We respond "What are you talking about?", or "what title?".
That way, we do what is right. We do not acknowledge an illegitimate league title, nor do we give them the Twitter validation they ever so grave.
Hopefully it encourages them to celebrate with their friends instead of online.
I have a confession.
Roc Nation has been paying me to support Megan.
They also paid off all the jury members to convict Tory.
And they bribed the judge, too. Jay-Z did a verse for his grandson's new album.
They paid off Megan's doctor to lie about the bullet fragments. She was never shot.
The LA police are all on Jay's payroll. And it doesn't stop with LA, but you're not ready to hear that part.
The Mexican guy who stabbed Tory - who do you think paid him to do that? You already know the answer to that.
The 3 supreme court judges who denied Tory's appeal - all paid off by the Roc Mafia.
Jay also paid Trump NOT to pardon Tory. Even though it's a state case, Trump can only pardon federal cases. But knowing Trump likes to bend the rules, Jay wasn't taking any chances.
I can't keep these lies secret anymore. If this is my last tweet, you know who silenced me.
I have a confession.
Roc Nation has been paying me to support Megan.
They also paid off all the jury members to convict Tory.
And they bribed the judge, too. Jay-Z did a verse for his grandson's new album.
They paid off Megan's doctor to lie about the bullet fragments. She was never shot.
The LA police are all on Jay's payroll. And it doesn't stop with LA, but you're not ready to hear that part.
The Mexican guy who stabbed Tory - who do you think paid him to do that? You already know the answer to that.
The 3 supreme court judges who denied Tory's appeal - all paid off by the Roc Mafia.
Jay also paid Trump NOT to pardon Tory. Even though it's a state case, Trump can only pardon federal cases. But knowing Trump likes to bend the rules, Jay wasn't taking any chances.
I can't keep these lies secret anymore. If this is my last tweet, you know who silenced me.
🚨 ICEBOX jewelers got Rapper, Lil Gnar to pay $50,000 for an iced out Rolex Datejust that actually costs around $18,000 😳
Zahir Jooma is one of the owners of Icebox & is seen selling the watch to Lil Gnar in this clip.
"No Money, No Honey." 🤣😂
Here is the full video, where an Indian citizen was thrashed by transwomen after he refused to pay for "services" in Pattaya, Thailand.
Total losses in 2025:
✅ Arsenal: 7
✅ Chelsea: 10
✅ Manchester City: 11
✅ Everton: 12
✅ Manchester United: 16
❌ Liverpool: 18 😂😂😂
What a time to be alive 🥳🥳🥳