Mom: “you want this old recliner for your new place?”
“Nah I’m alright thanks”
Mom: “just has some sentimental value b/c I used to rock you and your brother to sleep in that chair but that’s okay”
If she really thought that would work she’s god damn right it did.
After losing close to 1000 dollars worth of sunglasses over the last 7 years I’m starting to think mom was right when she told me “you don’t need to spend that kind of money on sunglasses b/c you’ll just lose them”