Caine Birkenholz

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. 😅

[Caine Birkenholz @VCBirk]

Age is just a number..

[Caine Birkenholz @VCBirk]

@call_me_cones Looks longer than 1 ft. 🤷🏻‍♂️ definitely no gimmies on birdies or eagles

[Caine Birkenholz @VCBirk]

Survivor is still so friggin awesome

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

😂

[Richard A Harrison @RAHarrisonPA]

@Ecnerwal23 To be foul, the ball must be completely outside the foul line. The fielder picked it up while it was still partially touching the line. That’s a fair ball, and has been for more than 109 years.

[El Grande Gato @ELxGRANDExGATO]

Last place has consequences. Our buddy is paying his dues today and we’re documenting every second. Thread will be updated with his visit to the @Royals game. 🧵

[Blake Austin @RAKEwBLAKE]

Only superstar who doesn’t play like the contract he signed.

No flash, no “suave” pump jobs, dirt on the uni.

Just grit & ball player man. This should be the future of the game.

[Andy @andy_tk421]

@DomForce182 Sounds like your source is either right, wrong, or doesn't exist.

[Caine Birkenholz @VCBirk]

Your kids are soft

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

TRENDING: #Bills QB Josh Allen is under CRITICISM from fans for being “CLASSLESS” by firing up the crowd before the #Sabres playoff game & chugging a beer.

Multiple parents have posted that this is not the type of behavior that should be shown to kids 😳

[Caine Birkenholz @VCBirk]

😂😂😂

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Bringing Josh Allen out to a playoff game in Buffalo went exactly how you'd expect it to go

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

When I’m having fun on Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Look at this astronaut's face during reentry, knowing the capsule exterior is at 5,000°F.

The physics of why he's alive are wild.

The air in front of the capsule compresses so violently at Mach 25 that it turns into plasma. 5,000°F on the surface. Half the temperature of the sun. The heat shield absorbs that energy by literally burning itself away, layer by layer, carrying the heat with it as gas.

One inch of material is the entire margin. On the outside of that inch: 5,000°F. On the inside: 75°F. Room temperature. The thermal gradient across that single inch is the steepest temperature drop humans have ever engineered.

The orange glow in the window is ionized nitrogen and oxygen. That plasma is why comms go black for six minutes during reentry. Ground control can't reach the crew. The astronauts are alone inside a fireball, falling at 25,000 mph, watching the laws of thermodynamics keep them alive through a 1-inch wall.

Artemis II did exactly this last night. Four astronauts hit Earth's atmosphere at 24,664 mph, rode a 4,900°F plasma sheath for six minutes of radio silence, and splashed down a mile from target.

The heat shield is now being inspected for cracks. They found over 100 on the last unmanned test.

[Caine Birkenholz @VCBirk]

@Zeeboid @Aku_700 What a dumbass

[Caine Birkenholz @VCBirk]

@josh_uglyasf This bitch needs to do some time

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.

Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.

So, like any reasonable rapper would do…

He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.

And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.

And Afroman’s response?

He dropped ANOTHER music video.

In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”

They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.

And the best part?

A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

[TV News Now @TVNewsNow]

🚨 NEW: Nick Shirley SLAMS Gavin Newsom: “The Governor of California is an enemy to the people of California. He’s literally working to support the fraudsters: he could be working to expose the fraud.”

“How stupid do you have to be to say ‘let’s go after the guy exposing the fraud, let’s not go after the fraudsters’. That is what he’s doing. Why don’t you say ‘Hey Nick, great video - how can we help?’

“These tax dollars don’t say right or left on them, Republican or Democrat. Each tax dollar is a dollar for the American people. And when they go and steal these dollars from us, they are not robbing liberals or Democrats, they are robbing everyone. Then the Governor gets mad at the person exposing the fraud? How crazy do you have to be to think that logic?” adds @nickshirleyy

[Mark Gunnels @MarkAGunnels]

The Chiefs quietly went from one of the least explosive run games in football to potentially one of the most dynamic with Kenneth Walker, Emari Demercado, and Justin Fields. That changes everything about how defenses have to play them.

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

NEW: Disney Cruise Line debuted a new ad titled “Midnight Magic” during the Academy Awards on ABC, and it’s a tearjerker.

The spot follows a father and son sharing a quiet tradition aboard a Disney ship, a ritual that carries their relationship from childhood into adulthood.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Official trailer for ‘MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE: LIFE’S STILL UNFAIR’

[Obi-Wan Mahomie @bnice19831]

This Kelce interview has all the goods

[Caine Birkenholz @VCBirk]

@elonmusk Wtf 😳