Katherine

Coffee

[abby @intrntfool]

i’m a hater first and a lady second

[Katherine @K_delaney99]

I did your STD testing, you brought your mom to your doctors appt. My beloved, you and I are not the same

#MLT

[Katherine @K_delaney99]

@kara_lashea @GMA @RobinRoberts There’s SO much swallowing... also why don’t I believe him...

[Katherine @K_delaney99]

@kara_lashea @RealitySteve .... I have no words.

[Katherine @K_delaney99]

@TheEvanGG @snowbro324 He can also tell you exactly what the weather was the week of the occurrence in question

[Katherine @K_delaney99]

Just remembered that me and my best friend at the age of 14 nicknamed a boy “moldy lasagna” and honestly. He is still moldy lasagna.

[Katherine @K_delaney99]

There’s no way I’m the only person who’s convinced I will eventually be struck by lightning.

[Katherine @K_delaney99]

@TheEvanGG

[Katherine @K_delaney99]

There’s a reason the word “cow” is the first three letter of the word “coworkers.” Bunch of heifers.

[Katherine @K_delaney99]

@TheEvanGG Better

[Katherine @K_delaney99]

Nothing says mental stability like having the same lock screen for over two months. #thriving

[Katherine @K_delaney99]

Update on my update: they’ve both been dead for approximately three months

[Katherine @K_delaney99]

Update: I now have two plants. Winston, Barbara and I are all very happy.

[Katherine @K_delaney99]

@Natedagreat33 I feel like this escalated very quickly. I’ll go elsewhere then

[Katherine @K_delaney99]

@Natedagreat33 Smh let me subtweet in peace. I’ll see you at thanksgiving.

[Katherine @K_delaney99]

@Natedagreat33 You just broke up with me. Very publicly, I might add

[Katherine @K_delaney99]

@Natedagreat33 Dude I literally have no where to go for thanksgiving