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[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Mimi nacheka sana 🤣🤣🤣
Scenes preceeding unfortunate events.

[♨️Raduš. @zkaril01]

Commentor; “iran fires ashot”

US military security😂

[Ab. @Abiodun0x]

If I were the USA, I’d deny all countries visas and then declare myself world champion without playing since FIFA can’t intervene or do anything.

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

😂

[STF @tekinsaeko]

This concept of Mdvd going to welcome Ruto in other countries huwa sielewi.

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

In Kenya, when GoK people say "let's not politicize matters," they mean "let's accept everything the government says."

Madame @psmuthoni, I hear your first degree is B.Ed English. Those are the students I teach. If you had attended my theory class, I would have told you everything is political. Politics is about power and resources. You have made a political decision to support imperialism. You have no right to tell Kenyans not to be political as well.

[Hum Babah @IamHumbaba]

Kuna time tulitoka date na coolkid flani, tukachukua cab, imdrop kwao alafu mimi mtaani.
kufika kwao akasema "This is me."
Mimi nikadhani anasema This is me azin that is how she is always is in terms of her personality.
Nikajibu This is me too and you are yet to see more.

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

We lost Faya Mummah aka Njambi Koikai on this day in 2024!!.. may she keep resting in peace ❤️.

[Mumbi Akinyi @Moh_Mumbi]

Kenya is being colonized one Bill at a time.

[SirJester @JesterSirr]

The late @kabetes warned us of the dogs that had been trained to bark by their master. The dog leash has been unleashed, and subsequently, what the late @RasnaWarah foresaw is unfolding before us.

[26 @nott3v]

Your brain is not a protected area madam activist. Use it exhaustively.

[Eric @amerix]

Kenya's cabinet secretary for health is asking for USD 20 million (KSh2.6 billion) to prepare for the first 100 Ebola cases.

Which Ebola cases? From where?

Ebola Billionaires.

[Redback @chamugah]

Nairobi umetulia kwa jam na stress zako alafu unaona jamaa anaenda tao juu ya tyre.

[Clay🐚 @OGgrandad]

Jack Grealish after tasting Ratish😂

[aguambo🇪🇸🇦🇷 @RyanHarts]

Maghales akipiga penalty iingie kwa ploti ya mama kevo

[𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚎🦄🇰🇪 @ohkabura]

Mala ingine tunaweka mala ingine hatuweki

[• @RealElvo]

Unaona umekata ball possession ya Arsenal against psg

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

"After review Arsenal No 6 fires into the Budapest sky and Paris Saint German are Champions again!"

[Greezy @Iam_Greezy]

Vindee asked his viewers to contribute 10 mikes to buy 50 million seedlings for tree planting. By good a chance, msamaria mwema akatokea and said he is going to give him 50 million seedlings for free.
Boys alijam mbaya sana 😂😂😂
Kila mtuu anajua kile ilimleta nairobi

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

They scraped fuel subsidies, overhauled NHIF, and canceled stalled road tenders from the previous regime. But when it comes to a dangerous Ebola quarantine deal, suddenly Uhuru’s signature is a sacred, unbreakable covenant? Stop playing with us.